Shoes that talk!

[Deja Q]

A co-worker told me today that she buys very few pairs of shoes.

She replaces them only when they start talking. She defined 'talking' as when the top and bottom parts separate and look as if they're 'talking' when she walks.

Naturally, I replied: "Well, I do the same thing. When my shoes start spouting Shakespeare soliloquies like "To be or not to be... I'm a shoe yet I don't have no soul.", I chuck the footsies into the trash! There's nothing worse than a self-aware shoe... :scared: