It's Friday! Entertain me, peasants!!!

[Zomby Woof]

:P

[Dookus]

1. OK

<--- starts doing a sultry striptease

[BelleCarolinaPeridot]

2. throws you a quarter

Hey its all that I can afford in the Bush economy lol

[Dookus]

3. yay

<--- picks up quarter without using hands.

[arbusto_baboso]

4. Hey! Throw Dookus some dimes, that'll piss him off!

[BeatleBoot]

5. I just found a bumper sticker in my underwear

drawer...

It says, "I think, therefore I don't listen to Rush Limbaugh"

I forgot that I bought it...

Mrs. BeatleBoot laughed and said, "Only you would have found a bumpersticker in your underwear drawer!"

Go figure!

:crazy:

[Zomby Woof]

6. lol

That IS funny.

[BeatleBoot]

7. And True, too!

It's sitting on top of my monitor now...

Ah, the small things in life....

[flamingyouth]

8. (Sigh) okay....

MAYHEM!

Kick out the jams, ZombyWoof!

Roadhouse!

Whew - I blew it all on one post!:loveya:

[Zomby Woof]

14. nah!!

You have MUCH more to offer in entertainment! But MAYHEM goes a long way!! :loveya:

[Iris]

9. For your pleasure - RNC Convention Schedule:

If you are planning to watch the opening day of the Republican convention, then the media guides you have seen are inaccurate.  From the RNC website - below if the revised coverage schedule (not all portions will be carried on network coverage - check listings - but most are running from 8-11pm ET).


See everyone in NYC!
 
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Republican National Convention Schedule:  Revised, July 2004
6:00pm - Opening prayer
6:15pm - Supplementary opening prayer
6:30pm - Prayer in thanks of first two prayers
6:45pm - New energy policy presented by Exxon
7:00pm - Canonization of Reagan
7:15pm - Additional prayers
7:30pm - Opening remarks by Halliburton
8:00pm - Prayer for the safety and well-being of Ken "Kenny-boy" Lay, followed by "pass-the-hat" fundraiser for Mr. Lay's legal defense
8:15pm - Additional remarks by Halliburton
8:30pm - Stoning of the first homosexual
8:45pm - New healthcare polices presented by HMO leader, Kaiser Permanente
9:00pm - Invasion of Iran or North Korea (TBA)
9:15pm - Halliburton contributes 1.4 billion to Republican party (an offset to armed services over-billing)
9:30pm - Reagan elevated to savior, Holy Trinity now referred to as "the
quads"
9:45pm - Bush undergoes plastic surgery to look more like Reagan
10:00pm - Chaney runs into Ron Reagan, Jr. Tells him to go fuck himself.
10:15pm - Recall of troops from accidental invasion of South Korea  (Bush
says: "Damn, the SOUTH is our ALLY")
10:30pm - Burning at the stake of 16 year-old Jenny Williams, who had an
illegal abortion after being raped by her cousin .
10:45pm - Dancing around the golden calf
11:00pm - Stoning of the partner of the first homosexual
11:15pm - New forestry policy presented by Weyerhaeuser
11:45pm - Thanking God for his wisdom in choosing Bush as president
12:00pm - Closing prayers (lasting until 2:00am)
2:00 am - Hookers arrive for all delegates

[Iris]

10. kick - I didn't cut and paste this shit for my HEALTH!

Someone read it, God Damn it!

[Zomby Woof]

15. It was funny!

I was away from my computer, and missed this the first time. Carry on!

[EstimatedProphet]

21. I already read it

WHEN I POSTED IT EARLIER! NOT FOR MY HEALTH EITHER!

[daligirrl]

30. ROFLMBAO!!!!

I'm pasting this into an email for friends and family, if you don't mind.

[JohnKleeb]

11. you hear about the right wing goths

haha oh man thats hilarious.

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

12. Ok my daughter just said something mildly funny

she said, "We learned about different kinds of statements in school today. There's interrogative, imperative, exclamatory, and derogatory."

After chuckling, I asked her if derogatory statements were mostly made about Republicans and she said, "Huh?"

[Skittles]

13. GET OVER HERE AND I WILL KICK YOUR ASS GOOD

I'VE GOT SOME NEW STILETTOS.

[Zomby Woof]

16. Did David wear out the old ones?

:D

[Skittles]

22. he would have if they were his size

it's bad enough he steals my fishnets.

[Fenris]

17. Well, flamingyouth has never seen "Roadhouse."

When I introduce her to the simple joys of Patrick Swayze and Sam Elliot next month, we will have another member of our dark cabal.:D

[Zomby Woof]

18. HAHAHA!!!

Shit, that could make her sever the friendship! :o

(She already questions my sanity, so I am not worried about that!)

[Fenris]

19. I think I'm secure enough in the relationship to show her "Roadhouse".

:DIt's a big step!:D

[GOPisEvil]

26. Is there a "Special Edition" DVD?

Isn't Road House just perfect for a director's cut?

[Zomby Woof]

27. best film ever by a guy named Rowdy!

:D

[Fenris]

28. Think of the deleted scenes!

There's bound to be gold upon the cutting room floor!:D

[Zomby Woof]

29. yeah!

They cut the scene where Sam Elliot's moustache jumps off his face and kick that one guy's ass!

[Fenris]

31. And then pulls the knife out of his chest!

:D

[GOPisEvil]

33. Or when they go through the collection of stuffed animals to fall

on that one guy.

"A tiger fell on me." No, no.
"An elephant fell on me." Nope, too big.
"A polar bear fell on me." THAT'S THE ONE!!!

[Fenris]

35. You should hear the director's commentary!

"The tiger just wasn't big enough and the elephant was too big. Luckily we had a polar bear lying around on the MGM lot.":D

[Zomby Woof]

36. and here is some trivia

That polar bear went on to star in those big Coke commercials from the 90's!

[GOPisEvil]

37. "But where we really struck gold was having "Bigfoot" in town.

I mean, that car crushing just made the whole movie."

[DemWitch]

20. I was going to perform

the Overweight Middle Aged Naked Man Dance of Sensuality... but instead, how's this...

Little Hannah on the corner holding a box. Curious, he
runs over and says, "What's in the box, kid?"
Little Hannah says, "Kittens, they're brand new
kittens."
Bush laughs and says, "What kind of kittens are they?"
"Republicans", says Little Hannah.
"Now that's cute", Bush says and goes on his way.
A few days later, Bush is running with the Vice
President Cheney and he spies Little Hannah with her
box just ahead.
He says to Dick, "You gotta check this out.", and they
both jog over to Little Hannah.
Bush says, "Look in the box Cheney. Isn't that cute?
Hey, kid, tell my friend what kind of kittens they
are."
Little Hannah replies, "They're Democrats."
"Whoa!", Bush says, "I came by here the other day and
you said they were Republicans. What's up?"
"Well", Little Hannah explains, "their eyes are open
now."

[Zomby Woof]

23. hehe

:D

[Pale Blue Dot]

24. Try to lick your elbow.

Let me know when you do it.

[Zomby Woof]

25. it is much more fun

When you PEASANTS lick my elbow (which tastes like Corn Husker's Lotion, but that is beside the point).

[Amaya]

32. Saw this in an earlier Lounge post

Thought I'd share

[Zomby Woof]

34. that is so wrong

Until the banana saves the day. :D