Can you imagine a national ceremony in the US

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

which prominently displayed ancient gods and goddesses?

Nope, I can't either.

[No2W2004]

1. and peni....

lots and lots of peni...

[Fenris]

Peni?!

What will I tell my stupid yokel children?

[BelleCarolinaPeridot]

2. I thought the Opening Ceremony in Salt Lake 2002 was boring .

Damn you NBC , another commercial break ! ARGH !

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

3. It was.

It was incredibly, horribly boring. Dry as shit. I fell asleep, actually. I tried, I really did, but ug.

[JohnKleeb]

4. Mittens Romney was head of it right?

Yeah that explains why probably.

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

5. Who is that?

[JohnKleeb]

7. The scumbag carpetbagger of Massachuetts

[BelleCarolinaPeridot]

8. Mitch Romney ( R) Gov of Massachusetts ( I think )

well he was the spearhead leader of the Salt Lake City 2002 Winter Olympics .

[JohnKleeb]

10. yeah him

No its Mitt, I call him Mittens though.

[BelleCarolinaPeridot]

14. Kleeb you are funny ! LOL

Mittens lmao

[JohnKleeb]

16. Ive been calling him that for quite some time now

Poor Massachuetts though.

[Fenris]

6. Mittens! HA! I love that!

[JohnKleeb]

9. Thanks my own joke

[Fenris]

11. Very creative

It sounds like a cat's name.:D

[JohnKleeb]

12. it is a cat's name

"My cat's name is mittens"

[Fenris]

13. "My cat's breath smells like cat food."

[JohnKleeb]

15. "you cho-oo-oose me?"

"Ms Hoover I ate my glue"
"I have two owwies"
"me fail english thats unpossible"
"the leprecaun he tells me to burn things"

[Fenris]

17. "these tomatoes taste like grandma!"

"it tastes like burning!"
"i'm happy and angry!"

[JohnKleeb]

18. "I dress myself"

"Thanks Supernitendo Chalmers"
"Principal Skinner and Mrs. Krappal were making babies in the closet and one of them looked at me."