Some funny bumper stickers. Do you know any other good ones?

[GhostThatWalks]

All men are idiots, and I married their King.
So many stupid people... so few comets.
Your kid may be an honors student, but you're still an idiot.
Cover me. I'm changing lanes.
I Brake for no apparent reason.
Learn from your parents' mistakes -- use birth control.
Forget about World Peace...Visualize using your turn signal.
Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
It IS as bad as you think, and they ARE out to get you.
Auntie Em, Hate you, hate Kansas, taking the dog. Dorothy.
Time is what keeps everything from happening at once.
I love cats...they taste just like chicken.
Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
The more people I meet, the moreI like my dog.
Work is for people who don't know how to fish.
Montana -- At least our cows are sane!
I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.
Wom en who seek to be equal to men lack ambition.
If you don't like the news, go out and make some.
Sorry, I don't date outside my species.
Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.
Where there's a will, I want to be in it.
OK, who stopped payment on my reality check?
Few women admit their age; fewer men act it.
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW.
It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.
According to my calculations, the problem doesn't exist.
Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things get worse.
Make it idiot-proof and someone will make a better idiot.
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
Very funny, Scotty, now beam down my clothes.
Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere m ay be happy.
Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder...
There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't.
Keep honking...I'm reloading....

[Gryffindor_Bookworm]

1. A couple more:

Sex on television can't hurt you unless you fall off.

Sorry I missed church. I was busy practicing witchcraft and becoming a lesbian.

MALL-WART: Your source for cheap plastic crap.

I Killed Kenny.

In case of rapture, this car will be unmanned.

[yankeeinlouisiana]

7. About the Rapture:

After the rapture, can I have your car?

[BeatleBoot]

2. Bush - Cheney 2004

:hurts:

[Cerridwen]

9. Thank you! n/t

[Archae]

3. On the back of an old rusty car

Experimental Entropy Vehicle :D

[Massacure]

4. Teach abstinence! No Bush! No Dick!

[ContraBass Black]

5. Sauron votes Republican.

:evilgrin:

[Skittles]

6. "Don't Laugh Your Daughter May Be In Here"

on the back of a beat-up flower-power van in the 70's

[WoodrowFan]

8. I can't go to work today

I can't go to work today, the little voices say stay home and clean the guns...


where are we going and why am I in this handbasket?

[johncoby2]

10. HONK! If you have WMD's!

[johncoby2]

11. HONK! If you have WMD's!

[fortyfeetunder]

12. About 2 Johns

Kerry-Edwards 2004: It takes two Johns to flush out all the crap in DC!

[ironflange]

13. Seen recently in Victoria BC, car from California

GEORGE W. BUSH
A NATIONAL DISGRACE
AN INTERNATIONAL EMBARRASSMENT

That certainly gets to the point.



Another one, seen in Vancouver, was a small oval with the flag flying, saying just "W '04." I got it right away, but it's probably too subtle for its target audience.

[amerikat]

14. Visualize Grilled Cheese......nt

[Paranoid_Portlander]

15. Bush: American Errorist

Another one (on a different car): I pray that I might become the person that my dog already thinks I am.

[NightTrain]

16. What if...

"All men are idiots, and I married their King."

...said, "All women are idiots, and I married their Queen"?

Would it still be "funny?" :shrug:

[Kenneth ken]

17. yes, it would

it's self-deprecating humor. Think what it says about the woman who would
a) marry the guy
and
b) advertise the "fact"

"All men are idiots, and I married their King."