The apocalypse happens while you sleep..What do you do??

[SoCalDem]

http://www.qsleeper.com/








The Quantum Sleeper Unit is a high-level security system designed for maximum protection in various hostile environments

Quantum Sleepers can also be fitted to provide protection from destructive forces of nature such as tornados, hurricanes, earthquakes and floods.

The Quantum Sleeper is the ultimate in protection, entertainment and communications, “ ALL ROLLED UP IN ONE”.

PROTECTION
With this unit you don't have to run to a "Safe Room", you're already in it.

ENTERTAINMENT
The Quantuum Sleeper comes with options for:
- CD player,
- DVD Screen with PC hookup,
- Microwave and Refrigerator

COMMUNICATIONS
The Quantum Sleeper comes with options for Cellular Phones, CB and Short-wave Radios

[DemWitch]

1. way, way, way

way over the top...

[physioex]

2. Ehhh...

I'll pass, it costs too much plus I wouldn't have to worry about passing my exam and paying the bills.... :smoke:

[DeadHead67]

3. EEEEEEEEEKKKK !!!!!! Looks like a coffin (for two). . . .

. . .DVD? MICROWAVE? REFRIGERATOR? Gosh, I hope this imminent disaster doesn't include a POWER FAILURE. Or, maybe it also generates it's own power. Hmmmmmm?!!!

[brokensymmetry]

5. I wonder...

what would it be like if a power failure hit...in a hot climate...in summer.

Can you say steamed to death?

[CanuckAmok]

13. All that and no toilet?! I'll wait for Version 2.0, thanks.

God Bless America, by the way...who else would capitalise so thoroughly on terra?

[Swede]

4. Hit the snooze bar 10,000 times.

[Tom Kitten]

6. Really now...

If the apocalypse happened while I was asleep and I first heard about it when my radio clock alarm went off I'd just hit the snooze button and go back to dreamland...nothing I could do would change an apocalypse once it's already happened, and if there are any obituary writers left after the apocalypse hits at least they can say about me "he died in his sleep", a method I prefer to go out with anyways...

[VoteDemocratic2004]

7. Hey, they didn't list Claustrophobia on there

How much do you want to bet that a freeper designer it? On second thought most freepers don't have a creative side.

[flamingyouth]

8. I really don't sleep much

So I'll probably not need to invest here. Hooray for me!

[Kenneth ken]

9. The apocalypse happens while I'm asleep? What do I do?

take the day off, of course.

[Dem2theMax]

10. Pray for a direct hit,

right before I go off to dreamland. :crazy:

[jmowreader]

11. Where's the tank cannon?

If you're gonna have a bed like this you gotta have a tank cannon.

[rasputin1952]

12. It would be just my luck, that if I ever was just crazy enough to use...

this thing; I would have had a meal of

Beans and Franks
Brussels Sprouts
popcorn
and washed it down w/6 pots of coffee


Nope...I ain't getting one, it would kill me!

FIrst I'd suffocate, then my bladder and bowels would simultaneously explode.....good thing it looks like a coffin...it would double as one!.....:P