What is this hippo doing?

[Deja Q]

Poll question: What is this hippo doing?

[zanana]

1. I asked you about the hippo before...

And then I realized what he was doing. He's "riding" something, right? That's one smartass hippo.

[StClone]

2. "Air " horse whipping

It is painfully obvious that he is yelling giddyap and holding the reins with his left front appendage and inadvertly slapping his side rather than further back with its right paw to simulate whipping a ridden horse.

A very sad case all around.

[Bullshot]

3. Trying to give birth to another freeper.