My new boyfriend!

[pagerbear]

No, not really. How I wish! It's
US Olympic swimmer Michael Phelps

[DS1]

1. what an oddly shaped person

:shrug:

[pagerbear]

2. Don't you be dissin' my BF!

[name not needed]

3. He's got arms and nipples

He's a damn freak, I tell ya!

[pagerbear]

4. Mmmmmmmmm.........nipples................

[DS1]

5. and such a tiny little head

unlike yours, I imagine

[JohnKleeb]

6. and springs for legs

oh wait thats pogo the monkey.

[pagerbear]

7. Optical illusion

...caused by those massive shoulders!

[JohnKleeb]

8. those are s-c-cary

Now feminie shoulders, nice long straight brown hair, eyes to die for, and a smile that lights up the darkness, then oh my :D.

[pagerbear]

11. You have a lot to learn, lad!

Chacun à son gout!

[JohnKleeb]

12. Nah I likes me Cate Edwards

now that is mmmm mmmm.

[pagerbear]

13. You can have said Edwards wench

I'll be happy with my BF. Did I mention my BF? See his picture above?

[JohnKleeb]

14. have fun, though I hit from the other side of the plate

I have no chance with her, what would a good North Carolinan girl who is six years older than me want with me. She's pretty though.

[AntiCoup2K4]

9. Why would you want a boyfriend named PHELPS?

I mean, he's probably not related at all, but why take the chance?

[pagerbear]

10. Better than a BF named Cheney!

[oxymoron]

15. Another shot of MY boyfriend.

Obviously, you're just another golddigger going after my man! :evilgrin:

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

17. Hooooo!!!!

Showing a picture like that to an old married woman whose husband is on his way home from work and whose daughter is at a friend's house for the afternoon is DANGEROUS!!!

Is it hot in here?

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

18. By the way,

does it look like he's about to lose those grape smugglers? Why are they so low? Not that I'm griping or anything....

[pagerbear]

20. You poor, deluded soul

He's mine and mine alone! Stop fooling yourself and get on with your life!

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

23. No no no

I am realistic, pagerman! I know he is probably not interested in a 33 year old married woman. And my husband is probably glad for that.

I mean my poor husband! He's not gonna know what hit him when he walks in that door if you and Dookus don't stop posting pics like these.

Off to look at pics of Phelps some more.....


(Did I really just say all that? :P )

[pagerbear]

24. No, it's Oxy who's deluded, not you!

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

26. Oh sorry! Duly noted!

[oxymoron]

50. Fine...burst my bubble...

Why couldn't you just let me enter my dotage in blissful ignorance?

[zanana]

53. Do you think he had a bikini wax?

I think he did.

[pagerbear]

55. He had everything waxed

See the top pic--no underarm hair.

Swimmers do that, for reasons I can't fathom. (Get it? Fathom! Hee hee....)

[sundog]

16. I'm glad we worked out that time-share deal pagerbear

:evilgrin:

[pagerbear]

19. What time-share deal? I don't remember any time-share deal?

[sundog]

47. suuure you don't... I loan him to you from 4-6 on Tuesdays

:P

[Deja Q]

21. If only you lived closer!

:-)

[pagerbear]

22. Who? Me?

Sorry, hypno, my heart belongs to Michael!

[Deja Q]

46. Yes, you!

Okay, so the heart is taken.

How about the other parts? O8) :D

[pagerbear]

56. Oh my!

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

25. I think the Olympics should have

Nude Men's Swimming competitions. I mean, those speedos just get in the way, right? They just slow them down....

[pagerbear]

27. And diving

Don't forget nude diving.

And gymnastics.

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

30. Ok

But in the interest of fairness, before I reply with my opinion about whether the Olympics should have Nude Men's Diving and Gymnastics, I am going to have to think about it for a while.


Especially the gymnastics part. Requires some thought.

[JohnKleeb]

28. fine then we get nude girls volleyball

and I actually may have a reason to watch the olympics.

[pagerbear]

29. Yeah, I could watch nude men's volleyball

And soccer/football.

[JohnKleeb]

31. oh christ

:scared: to each his or her own though.

[pagerbear]

32. Whatsamattah, JK?

I'm willing to give you nude women's volleyball. What more do you want?

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

35. The only thing I think about

when I think about nude women's volleyball is sand in places sand shouldn't be.

Ick. And more ick. No thanks.

[JohnKleeb]

39. Well doy yeah

That is messed up but the best counter I could think of, wouldnt want nude gymanists though, I am not attracted to small girls.

[JohnKleeb]

36. nothin

I's fine. What more do I want? eh I have to think about that, my ideal girl changes a bit daily.

[pagerbear]

38. Got news for ya kid. Real women do that too.

<pagersmirk>

[JohnKleeb]

40. do what?

get scared easily. I guess I get scared easily, had a weird dream last night about being in Baltimore and my dad getting in a fight with some redneck psycho at a fast food place.

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

41. I don't know what you are talking about anymore

and I don't know what pagerbear is talking about when he says real women do that, too.

Do what?

[JohnKleeb]

42. I am delusional and a little crazy

I was talking about a freaky ass dream, I dont know what he was talking about. You know I think the ancient greeks were kind of weird, encouraging of male nudity but discouraging of female nudity, :shrug:

[pagerbear]

43. Change daily. So do men.

Men just don't admit it.

[JohnKleeb]

44. nah I meant my ideal

that changes daily slightly at least, well I can admit it, we all change somewhat daily, whether its physique, persona, temperment, etc.

[pagerbear]

45. I knew what you mean. I was being silly.

I'll warn you next time so you'll know to humor me with a small, indulgent chuckle.

[JohnKleeb]

48. well our senses of humor are different

I am quite the silly dumb dumb. Thanks.

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

33. I have a lot to consider now

I was just telling my husband last night they should go back to having the men run those races naked. When he asked why I said it would be funny to watch everything bouncing around. He said it sounded a bit painful. No support and all.

Uh-oh, I don't want to get this locked! Better stop!

[pagerbear]

34. Can't stop this thread now! It's a-flame!

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

37. Nude hurdles.

Yep, that'll do it. Just give me some nude men's hurdles, I'll be happy. After all, with nude men's swimming, they are in the water most of the time. But wait a second, when they get out, all dripping......

Pole vaulting???

[worksux]

49. you have good taste, but who is the man in the sq. to the left? n/m

[pagerbear]

54. Cuter even the MP, right?

[Placebo]

51. Michael Phelps Makes My Pants All Warm Inside...

:bounce:

[Placebo]

52. MMM more pics of Phelps and other swimmers!

*droooooooools*