I need a man...........

[Darth_Kitten]

to make me dinner..... :evilgrin:

or scratch my back...... :)

or just buy me something nice.... :( I think I'm entitled.... :thumbsup:

[DemocratSinceBirth]

1. Aren't There Men In Canada

nt

[Darth_Kitten]

3. Maybe.

:(

[HysteryDiagnosis]

2. Dubya

will be unemployed soon... keep him in mind....

[JuniperLea]

4. ew!

ew! ew! EW!!! hahahaha!

[moof]

5. Any of these appeal to you ?

[acmavm]

10. Oh geez, falling down on roller blades looks like it would really be

painful.

Amazing the things one never thinks about until someone provides a visual aid to set the brain in motion.

[salinen]

6. O.K.

But when I'm scratching, don't tell me where to scratch, I'll get there eventually.

[Placebo]

7. You and me both!

I neeeeeeeed me a man...yo.

:bounce:

[MrSandman]

8. Of course, you're entitled...n/t

[davsand]

9. The garbage needs carrying out? n/t

.

[Speck Tater]

11. I have a big pot of homemade beef stew simmering on the stove..

You're welcome to drop in and have some. Just bring your own bowl. :)

[Darth_Kitten]

12. Thanks.....

:evilgrin: it's nice to be cared about. ;) :D

[eleny]

13. Every woman needs a guy who will scratch her back!

I'll fix the dinner. Just let hubby give me a good back scratch. And if I'm really good - while we're watching tv, he'll scratch the palm of my hand till I fall asleep :boring: After you get over the initial tickley feeling, a gentle palm scratch is heaven on this earth.

[Endangered Specie]

14. Can I volunteer?

;)

[sleepyhead]

15. Not scratch

Rubbing my back VERY softly until I fall asleep. I can sometimes persuade Mr. Sleepyhead to do this, but not often enough! (sigh)