The Onion..Kerry unveils one-point plan for a better America...........

[kaos]

WICHITA, KS—Delivering the central speech of his 10-day "Solution For America" bus campaign tour Monday, Democratic presidential nominee Sen. John Kerry outlined his one-point plan for a better America: the removal of George W. Bush from the White House.

"If I am elected in November, no inner-city child will have to live in an America where George Bush is president," Kerry said, addressing a packed Maize High School auditorium. "No senior citizen will lie awake at night, worrying about whether George Bush is still the chief executive of this country. And no American—regardless of gender, regardless of class, regardless of race—will be represented by George Bush in the world community."

The Solution For America tour, which began in Boston, will end in Eugene, OR on Aug. 20. During the next week and a half, Kerry and vice-presidential hopeful John Edwards are expected to bring their message of a Bush-free country to several hundred thousand Americans.

http://www.theonion.com/news/index.php?issue=4032

[Radical Activist]

1. I love it! Enough of this ten point plan bullshit!

We only need one point: Get Bush the hell out of the white house!

[HysteryDiagnosis]

4. Get Bush the hell out of the white house!

won't somebody offer to pay his rent in the big house??

[xultar]

2. That's a good enough plan for me! n/t

[EstimatedProphet]

3. That was classic!

The Onion, once again, makes a joke about what everyone is thinking!

[marigold20]

5. This week's issue was great - things are looking up for Jim Anchower

too - he's my favorite columnist.

[Ready4Change]

6. Works for me!

I'm voting for Kerry for other reasons as well, but getting Bush out of office is just about all it takes.

[left is right]

8. everything else

is just icing on the cake.

[Ready4Change]

12. Is gravy.

Mighty good, tasty gravy, too. :)

[Bertha Venation]

7. Great plan. Sounds good to me. n/t

[bowens43]

9. works for me

[CanuckAmok]

10. Kerry could just...

...do nothing but pour buckets of porridge over his own head every day for four years, and he'd still be a better Prez than that baboon.

[miss_kitty]

11. tres simple

fermez le Bush!