Caption the big useless piece of wood

[CatWoman]

the human one, that is :D

[Gildor Inglorion]

1. "Looky! That palm tree looks just like...

a leg from one of them oliphaunts from "The Return of the King" with its foot shot full of arrows. How kewl is that shit?"

[MikeG]

2. "Mom crapped bigger ones than that."

[MuseRider]

3. Whar's my chain saw?

This is sumpin I know how to do.

[Deja Q]

4. My wiener has a first name, it's

C-O-W-A-R-D...

[LeighAnn]

5. Don't just stand there! There's trees still standing!

No tree is safe under a Bush administration.

[MuseRider]

6. Good one! n/t

[pfitz59]

7. "Hey lookee..........

my pecker fell off! Hyuh! Hyuh!"

[GreyPilgrim]

8. LOTR

Orc: "The trees are strong, their roots run deep..."
Saurman..er..Bush: "Tear them all down!"

[Ladyhawk]

9. Hey there, Floridians. I's jest lookin' fer WMD under yer palm trees. n/t

[peekaloo]

10. Look out, another big ole gust of wind is headed our way.

[Lefty48197]

11. We're gonna stand up all these trees and replant em

Cause we're here fighting for what is right in America.

[BringEmOn]

12. Oh, well....ya seen one tree ya seen 'em all.