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Which would you not see?
Try these:
"Harold and Kumar go to White Castle" - :wtf: is this?!
"Napoleon Dynamite" - did Jimmie Walker write this?
"The Princess Diaries II: Royal Engagement" - how about "Pointless Sequel" instead?
"Yu-Gi-Oh" - This ain't about Yogi Bear, it's the newest craze that buried Pokeyman.
"Aliens vs Predator" - particularly annoying if you hate fanwanky crossover movies.
"Danny Deckchair" - well, at least it isn't "Edward Scissorhands" or "Victoria Pumplebush". :eyes:
"Exorcist - The Beginning" - Is this a prequel? :eyes:
"Benji - Off the Leash" - oh good, revive yet another dead 1970s commodity and liberate it by removing the leash. What will Benji do in the (not) creative minds of today's writers, hump Lassie and bark profane words?
"Nicotina" - sounds like one hell of a cigarette ad, or somebody forgot that it's called "Macarena"...)
"The Women of Rosenstrasse" - billed as a movie that took 10 years to make; it seems not worth the effort when it's based on a purportedly true sequence of events that happened 50 years ago. Why didn't it take 60 years to make? :shrug:
"Warriors of Heaven and Earth" - it's another action blow-em-up, we haven't seen anything like that since "Alien vs Predator", yawn.
"Anacondas: The Hunt for the Blood Orchid" - can anybody not guess what this is about? Typical uninspired sequel made by people with no talent and a big thirst for cheap money.
"The Brown Bunny" - no comment, it sounds as gross as "The Dirty Sanchez".
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