Supermarkets Selling Out Of Pumpkin Seeds - TV Show Says "Viagra For Women

[matcom]

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SUPERMARKETS are selling out of pumpkin seeds after a television show described them as "Viagra for women".

The morning after Dr Gillian McKeith revealed on a TV nutrition program their apparently amazing potential for increasing libido, thousands of women apparently scoured supermarkets to put the rumpy pumpkin theory to the test and virtually cleared out stocks across the country.

Leading supermarket Sainsbury's recorded a 256 per cent increase in sales.

Dr McKeith lists pumpkin seeds among more than 60 "great sex" foods, from adzuki beans to wild salmon.

She claims that a diet which includes them enhances potency, drive and fertility, and suggests:

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[iconoclastic cat]

1. Or you could simply clean the living room and kitchen without a prompt.

That works too.

(on edit: by "you" I mean the guy in the equation. Don't just hand her a bag of pumpkin seeds and expect your 10 years of utter slack to be rendered meaningless.)