Post Olympic sports you'd like to see!

[Beware the Beast Man]

Since bridge is new this year, I'll opt for Uno.
I'd also like to see competitive slapfighting and lawn darts.

Did I miss any?

EDIT- slapfighting is that game where one person holds out their hand palms down, and another places their hand palms up. The trick is to try and slap the opponent's hands...I think you know it :)

[underpants]

1. Ultimate Frisbee

You want to see some fired up competitors and non stop action?

[GOPisEvil]

2. Rock, paper, scissors.

:D

[Screaming Lord Byron]

3. Strip water polo.

[Beware the Beast Man]

4. I'd also like to see "Kill the Man With the Ball."

Or Dodgeball.

[meegbear]

6. We called Kill the Man With the Ball, "Muckle"

n/t

[meegbear]

5. Cribbage!!!

Let the games begin!!

[MissMillie]

10. Count me in! (n/t)

.

[meegbear]

14. You got it

Bring it on!

[leeman67]

7. Base-ketball!

:)

[Chovexani]

8. Hackeysack!

You think Track & Field has a doping scandal? :evilgrin:

[Beware the Beast Man]

9. It sounds like we need to create a DUlympics.

These are great ideas!

[Worst Username Ever]

11. Coed naked lawn darts

Protective gear required.

[MisterP]

32. I remember their recall;

people were getting them embedded in vital organs.

[terrya]

12. Men's and women's bodybuilding.

Why not?

[ps1074]

13. Topless women beach tanning

I would watch it 24/7 :)

[Screaming Lord Byron]

15. Oily gimp relay.

I just like how that sounds.

[Beware the Beast Man]

17. I'm copping that for a song title.

Thanks! :evilgrin:

[Screaming Lord Byron]

18. No prob.

Glad to be of service.

[Blue-Jay]

20. Good name for a band as well.

[tekriter]

16. 43-man squamish!

Bout time!

[Blue-Jay]

19. I'm torn

Either this:


or this:


(both from Fark.com a couple of weeks ago)

[BringEmOn]

21. Invading sovereign countries (or, real live Risk).

Prisoner rape and torture.
Beheading.

[Beware the Beast Man]

23. Coverage of those games was in April.

Didn't you hear? That Lynndie England brought home the gold in the prisoner interrogation and humiliation relay. :crazy:

[BringEmOn]

33. Dang...I thought that was a preliminary round.

[Bertha Venation]

22. Softball and Women's (gym) Volleyball.

Yes. They're already Olympic events. But I would like to SEE THEM! -- I'd like to see entire games/matches from start to finish with nothing cut out.

That'll be the day. NBC sucks.

[GOPisEvil]

25. I watched the USA/Australia softball game start to finish on Bravo.

You might have to leave the NBC mothership, but there are actually events aired live on the cable networks. :-)

[Bertha Venation]

26. See? SEE?! The Mothership has sucked out my brain!!

Who knew?!

Thanks, man. Maybe my tivo wish list will pick up that game. (I already know the outcome, too. Still want to see it.)

[GOPisEvil]

30. I watched it live yesterday morning.

I hope Tivo read your mind. :scared: :D

[PhuLoi]

24. Republican tossing. At the Grand Canyon.

Also Boot wedging in a Dino's ass. i.e. Lieberman, Zell Miller, Koch. In order to place, the contestant must achieve a depth of the first eyelet while wearing logging boots.

[devilgrrl]

27. Alligator Wrestling!

:evilgrin:

[devilgrrl]

28. Gladiator Fights...

with real weapons... fight to death!

[lanparty]

35. Pranktarion

... I think something along the lines of Ultimate Fighting would bring the Olympics back to it's roots.

Paintball could be a good event. And I'll echo that dodgeball hasn't received the attention it deserves at the pro, amateur, Olympic and ADULT levels ;-)

Rugby.

[JohnKleeb]

29. chugging

heh now thats a sport.

[Endangered Specie]

31. Circle Jerks

:evilgrin:

[BringEmOn]

34. Baby Dangling

Michael Jackson, Steve Irwin, and this guy....

[lanparty]

36. Rock throwing ...

... the Palestinians would dominate the sport ;-)

[JohnKleeb]

37. well then the americans would be the favorites

but Steve Irwin would be a worthly competor.