C.I.F.-Captioning Is Fundamental

[underpants]

[Worst Username Ever]

1. I'll have the Rueben, but hold the saur kraut, I hate Germans.

[tandot]

2. "it looks like a budget...it has lots of numbers in it..."

[matcom]

3. See George, Puerto Rico is down HERE on a map

[underpants]

4. No sir you want you left leg flat on the ground and Condi will have her

right leg over top of it......

:evilgrin:

[cosmicdot]

5. add-in Halliburton cost-plus fees, that brings our tot to ....

[BringEmOn]

6. It's Halliburton's bill for MRE's Two million at $1500 each.....

Sign right here, Junior.

[jukes]

10. love the foto

in your sig!

[underpants]

7. You should have read this contract sir the part about IRR call up is right

here

:evilgrin:

[underpants]

8. Lessee well I'll be this UN charter DOESN'T say anything about pre-emption

I guess all those people were right oh well.....
:grr:

[underpants]

9. W:Whatta ya think of this plan for peace I drewed up?

Condi (not sure what to say keeps eyes on the "plan" so as to avoid eye contact)

Dick:"Yeah I really like the plane and the bombs and missiles sir and the BAM! and POW!s are really nice but this looks more like a war plan not a plan for peace"

W"There was one?"

[cosmicdot]

11. Condi demonstrates one of her job responsibilities as National Security

Advisor ... doing others' paperwork ... running around the White House much of the day, away from her desk, obtaining necessary signatures and approvals for Oval Office paperwork, memos, corresponsdence, requisitions and such ... one of the Nicknames she has, according to an anonymous high level White House 'staff' member, is "Won't Mind, Don't Mind", saying it's short for such requests as "Since you've got nothing better to do, you won't mind doing this or that for me".

[cosmicdot]

12. Smirk: should I put on my photo-op reading glasses or not?

Condisleazi: it would make sense since you have trouble hearing what's being read to you ...

Snarl: keep 'em in your pocket and just try to look interested ... not stupid ... interested ...