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name not needed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-16-04 11:59 AM
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Rush Joke
Rush were on a trip to Saudi Arabia. One day, they stumbled into a harem tent filled with over 100 beautiful women. They started getting friendly with all the women, when suddenly the Sheik came in.

"I am the master of all these women. No one else can touch them except me. You three men must pay for what you have done today. You will be punished in a way corresponding to your profession."

The sheik turns to Alex and asks him what he does for a living. "I'm a cop", Alex lied. "Then we will shoot your penis off!", said the sheik.

He then turned to Neil and asked him what he did for a living. "I'm a firemen", said Neal. "Then we will burn your penis off!", said the sheik.

Finally, he asked Geddy,"And you, what do you do for a living?" And he answered, with a sly grin, "I'm a lollipop salesman!"
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PeaceForever Donating Member (229 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-16-04 01:12 PM
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1. I'm dense. I don't get it. :(
Please explain the joke??? Thanks. :)
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jmowreader Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-16-04 01:20 PM
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2. You suck and lick on lollipops
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PeaceForever Donating Member (229 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-16-04 01:21 PM
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4. Oh, ok, I got it. Thanks. :)
n/t
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Moonbeam_Starlight Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-16-04 01:21 PM
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3. Rush the BAND or Rush the guy?
Who are Neil and Alex and Geddy?
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name not needed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-16-04 01:24 PM
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5. the band
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-16-04 01:24 PM
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6. nm
Edited on Mon Aug-16-04 01:24 PM by JohnKleeb
Neil, Alex, and Geddy are three random guys.
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name not needed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-16-04 01:27 PM
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7. No they're not.
Geddy Lee, Alex Lifeson, and Neil Peart, the three members of Rush.
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