Caption the 'deep thinker'

[Lindacooks]

Hey, I can't see my shoes! Does that mean I'm pregnant????

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

1. Why'd momma pick out THIS tie for me?

(Sorry it's the best I can do, need a nap...)

[Connie_Corleone]

2. "I'm a bad, bad president."

n/t

[GOPisEvil]

3. How do I count to 21 with my clothes on?

[Endangered Specie]

10. I fail to see how Bush could count to 21...

clothes notwithstanding.

[underpants]

4. Wuh-Oh! I think I am gonna mess myself

:bounce:

[CatWoman]

5. man, he's getting kinda paunchy, isn't he?

if he'd only lay off the booze -- empty calories you know.

[VoteDemocratic2004]

15. That's layers of bullet proof material under his clothes

He's probably wearing an armored suit as underwear.

[Kali]

6. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz huh?

oh, drooled on ... tie

[myomy]

7. Maybe I shouldnÕt have put this extra layer of Kelvar on today..

.

[BringEmOn]

8. Damn! My clip-on tie came undone.

[Swamp Rat]

9. Help! My head had fallen and it can't get up!

[Swamp Rat]

11. Help! My head has fallen and it can't get up!

edit: can be taken in more than one way and the above post can't be edited for some silly reason

[sldavis]

18. hmmm... which to choose...?

Cialis lasts longer, but I really like those Levitra commercials with Ditka.

[Endangered Specie]

12. The Miserable Failure is looking at his miserable failure...

or thats what Laura calls it ;)

[VoteDemocratic2004]

13. He's looking for a spot on the floor to throw his booze up on

You can't think if your brain has been fried by drugs.

[skypilot]

14. This is clearly...

...a photo of Bush without Cheney's hand up his ass. He is apparently put in a flag draped corner at the end of the day.

[Jokinomx]

16. You hit the nail on the head skypilot....:-)

LOL....goood one...:dem:

[Kali]

19. check this out

From kpft in Houston:


"...it was only 16 words"

http://acksisofevil.org/audio/innerSide1.mp3

[miss_kitty]

17. ''Ogni homo me guarda come fosse una testa de cazi''

"Every man looks at me as if I were a dickhead"

[Bat Boy]

20. "What is that? Pasgetti? I didn't eat pasgetti..."