Heeeeey, did ya'll spit in this???

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

[bearfan454]

1. No we didn't.

The cook wiped a bugar in it.

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

2. The cook's nickname?

Oh we knew you loved nicknames! His nickname is Fungus.

He's the fungus among us.

But he usually washes his hands.

Then there's snotty, the cook's assistant. If it isn't one sinus infection it's another, eh sir??

[gmoney]

3. I hope the cooks give his food the Tyler Durden treatment

...do NOT try the clam chowder.