Maybe you will persecute me for this, but this must be said

[Bucky]

Call me old-fashioned, but however fun it seems to be on television, hurling cats against the wall by their tails is wrong. Very wrong.

Please don't do that.

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

1. You must be a shrubber

is your name Paul, by any chance?

[jukes]

14. hi, CStT!

long time no post. needed a sabbatical; personal situ's.

all's cool w/ jukes.

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

16. Yo!

what a gwan?

Nuff niceness ta see ya back in a we yard!

[pagerbear]

2. Where do you stand on dwarf-tossing?

[Bucky]

3. Dwarfs don't have tails

duh

[pagerbear]

4. Doh! What was I thinking?

[jukes]

15. "little people"

p'bear. be a little more sensitive, pls?

[Spinzonner]

5. Walls don't have tails

[LearnedHand]

7. Cats have tails, but shrubbers don't

n/t

[RandomKoolzip]

6. Ugh, that is SOoooo PC.

n/t

[Gildor Inglorion]

8. It's wall abuse!

Protect innocent walls from the contamination of hurled cats! Besides, it's a waste of perfectly good protein that could be shipped to North Korea to alleviate the famine. :9 Yum!

[MisterP]

9. but...but...the nice medicine companies say it's the only way to stop

cancer and the other "real killers." They said, "You have to break a few kittens to make a diet pill." I trust them because they have white coats and suntans. And puffy women with no cellulite advertise their pills.

[Bat Boy]

10. You mean after tonight, right?

We're starting this tommorrow, right? 'Cause I've planned my whole evening...

[jukes]

11. you guys are so much fun!

you know what else is fun? slamming animal abusers into walls.

they weep so pretty!

[Bat Boy]

12. That's tommorrow night...

Got it on the calendar.

[jukes]

13. just effing w/you guys

i know you're just talking trash.

no hard feelings.