make up your own lyrics to the "Star Wars" theme song

[Bucky]

(*with apologies to Bill Murray, of course)

Star Wars! Nothin' but Star Wars!!
We're watchin' Star Wars! That's what we doooo....!!

Star Wars! Nothin' but Star Wars!!
I love watchin' Star Wars! And so should youuuuu....!!

O, that C3-P.O. is so cute
I... wish he were my robot!
O, I really love that R2-D2, too-oo
But that's something that I no got!!!!

Star Wars! Nothin' but Star Wars!!
We're watchin' Star Wars! That's what we doooo....!!

Star Wars! Nothin' but Star Wars!!
I love watchin' Star Wars! And so should youuuuu....!!




Bonus feature
Darth Vadar Theme Song Lyrics

Stomp, stomp, stomp. Here he comes, Darth Vadar
He's so mean and he trips my gay-dar
O, what a mean guy!
He-will-punch your right eye
Smack-you-with a cream pie
That's. What. He. Does.

O, what a bad dude!
He-will-feed you dog poo
Feed-it-to your dog, too
Cover'd. With. Fuzz.

Stomp, stomp, stomp. Here he comes, Darth Vadar
He's so mean and dressed up for the bar.

[LoZoccolo]

1. My uncle was disappointed...

...to find out that the Twin Peaks theme had lyrics because he'd already made up his own.