Guide to DU: How to avoid REALLY bad threads

[mrboba1]

1. Avoid threads with a single word capitalized. (note the irony)
2. Avoid topics that have passed 5, no 10, no 15, no 20 threads associated with it.
3. Avoid threads that have the words 'abortion' and 'lie' in the title.
4. Once entering a thread, if the quantity of 'deleted message' headers outweighs true headers, leave immediately!
5. Avoid anything with 'real story' or 'truth about' in the title.
And finally:
6. If you see the dancing purple dino/rhino/hippo - RUN!!! :evilgrin:


Got any of your own?

[matcom]

1. erotic purple hippo is GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!

:D

[mrboba1]

2. you broke 2 rules!!!

for shame! for shame!!

[name not needed]

11. more hippo

:P

[JohnKleeb]

12. who the hell got that hippo originally

anyhow. BTW no more "Petra" threads for my sake :D.

[GOPisEvil]

3. Deleted Message

:evilgrin:

[GOPisEvil]

4. The real story about the LIES I told about abortions!

[mrboba1]

6. you forgot to capitalize a word.

Fix it now dammit!

[GOPisEvil]

8. The truth about my EDIT!!!!!!!1

Note the "1" on the end there...nice, eh?

[mrboba1]

9. heh heh heh.

Nice touch!!!1

[mrboba1]

5. Deleted Message.

Ha! I was about to add one!!!

[terrya]

7. The TRUTH about the Plame Indictments

[JohnKleeb]

10. The resident speedophobic would like to advise

Stay out of threads with them in only if it is balanced by girls.