RNC Convention Schedule

[RetroLounge]

Friday schedule
6:00pm.Opening prayer by Jerry Fawell
6:30pm Pledge of allegiance
6:35pm.Ceremonial Burning of the Bill of Rights{excluding 2nd ammendment]
6:45pm.Salute to the Coalition of the Willing
6:46pm Seminar #1 Katherine Harris on "Are Elections Really Necessary"
7:30pm Announcment Lincoln Memorial renamed for Ronald Reagan
7:35pm Trent Lott-Re-segregation in the 21st century
7:40pm EPA Address #1 Mercury: It"s whats for dinner
8:00pm Vote on which country to invade next
8:10pm Call EMT'S to revive Rush Limbaugh
8:15pm John Ashcroft Lecture: The Homos are after your children
8:30pm Round Table disscussionon reproductive rights {men only]
8:50pm Seminar #2 Corporations; the government of the future
9:00pm Condi Rice sings "Cant help lovin dat man"
9:05pm Phyllis Schaffly speaks on why women shouldnt be leaders
9:10pm EPA Adress #2 Trees: The real cause of forest fires
9:30pm Break for secret meetings
10:00pm Second prayer led by Cal Thomas
10:15pm Carl RoveLecture "Doublespeak made simple"
10:30pm Rumsfield Lecture/Demenstration. How to squint and talk macho even when you feel squishy inside
10:35pm Bush demenstration of trademark, deer in headlights stare
10:40pm John Ashcroft demonstration: New mandatory Kevlar chastity belts
10:45pm GOP"S Tibute to Tokenism featuring Colin Powell and Condi Rice
10:46pm Ann Coulters tribute to Joe McCarthy: "great American Patriot"
10:50pm Seminar #3 Education: A drain on our nations economy
11:10pm Hilary Clinton Pinata
11:20pm John Ashcroft Lecture: Evolutionists: A dangerous new cult
11:30pm Call EMT's to revive Rush Limbaugh again
11:35pm Blame Clinton for everything!!
11:40pm Newt Gingrich speaks on the Sanctity of Marriage
11:41pm Announcment Ronald Reagan to be added to MT. Rushmore
11:50pm Closing prayer led by Jesus himself
12:00pm Nomination of George W. Bush as Holy Supreme Planetary Overlord