What is it with men and staring at boobs!!!!

[nini]

Fellas, really now.. Why do some guys think leering at a woman is going to get them to walk up to you and say 'Hey baby, you're place or mine?' Hello?!?!!? I'm standing right here and I can see what you're doing!!!!!

NOTHING turns me off more than a guy who thinks my eyes are at the same level as my nipples, or gives you that perverted stare like they're so irresistable you'll take them right there :puke: . AAACKK!! IF you are ever in an elevator with me do NOT stare at my boobs with that look on your face or I will kick you ass. OK?

//end rant


:-)

[GOPisEvil]

1. Uh...some of us are just shorter than you!

Ya damned Amazon! :P

Does that look resemble Shrub's leering smirk in any way? :puke:

[nini]

7. you BRAT

ha..

I felt like turning sideways real quick and knocking him over.

it was a nasty look which is why I got pissed... urgh

it's tough having bigger than average knockers I guess! LOL

[StopTheMorans]

2. sorry, i didn't hear you

i was staring at your boobs and drooling all over myself with that perverted look on my face. what were you saying again? :evilgrin:

[nini]

10. perv

:P

[XNASA]

3. "I'm sorry. You were saying?"

[nini]

11. perv too!

:P

[cspiguy]

51. pervs R people too.

:eyes:

[harrison]

4. Well, if it is any consolation I usually stare at the eyes first...

[JohnKleeb]

6. eyes are my new eye candy

I cant explain it either.

[nini]

14. well, that would help a bit

but just a bit!

[DaveFL99]

50. Really ?

He said stare as in Ted Bundy stare. DO you really want to get on an elevator with someone who is making prolonged eye contact. Think about it.

[nini]

54. true... there's a fine line between staring and looking for a bit

:scared:

[DaveFL99]

59. A few years ago some retail organization told their employees that they

wanted them to hold eye contact with a customer for at least five seconds even if they were just passing them in the aisle. I'm surprised it didn't lead to fights.

[nini]

66. uh.. no.... that's wierd.

That would make me uncomfortable and I'd think they thought I was shoplifting or something.

[Pithlet]

70. Ugh

I worked for a retailer once who insisted that we shake everone's hand the minute they walked into the store. It was so akward, both for me and the customers.

[C_eh_N_eh_D_eh]

23. On this, Jay Leno and I agree.

The first thing you should stare at is a girl's eyes... to see if she'll catch you looking at her boobs.

[dumpster_baby]

5. Then again, some women like it, and some women use it to attract men

Many a sexual encounter has been triggered by a boob stare. Believe it!

[salinen]

8. Which elevator?

[nini]

15. Was that YOU?

:spank:

[Moondog]

9. It's Just Mental Exercise . . .

you know, mentally plotting the loci of moving points . . . . Nothing prurient at all. Just enlarging my, uh, mind. Really.

[sniffa]

12. can i stare at your feet?

[nini]

40. eewwww.. .no

:-)

[LuminousX]

Basic Facts

Breasts are fascinating. A man who is truly 'leering' doesn't believe you'll jump in the sack with him, he is just taking the opportunity to imprint the image in his mind while he has it.

Many people react to sights and sounds in differing ways. If you are semi-modestly dressed, just take it as a compliment. If you have your breasts popping out (e.g. see corsets at the RenFaire) then you have to expect some amount of oogling.

To some, beauty demands to be admired. Unfortunately, there aren't many classes to teach us how to properly admire beauty.

Lust is glorious and if you are capable of inspiring lust in someone, revel in it. If a man shows you disrespect by talking to your breasts instead of your face - then kick him in the nuts.

[bo44]

39. Me too

I could not have said it better.

[nini]

47. LOL... your last line is the best

kick him in the nuts..


LOL

[Guy_Montag]

13. even if I don't stare at your boobs

you're not not going to walk up to me and say anything. :shrug:

So I might as well stare.:wow:

Actually, I personally, am quite well behaved, but there was that long, hot summer, when the fashion was for particularly skimpy tops...

[Beware the Beast Man]

16. Sometimes it's just harder not to look.

I'm not joking. If a woman with an impressive bustline is near me, eyes hit the floor. It's so obvious that I might as well shout "Nice Rack, baby." :shrug:

[Itchinjim]

17. Huh ? What? Oh I'm sorry, I was staring at your boobs.

n/t

[UdoKier]

18. Take it as flattery.

I would never stare, but men are visual creatures. Most of us try to be subtle...

Besides, If men wore pants that clearly outlined their "packages", wouldn't it be difficult not to look?

If it bugs you that much, why not dress more frumpy?

Honestly, I don't understand women who walk around dressed like this, then complain about men staring at their chests.



...not implying that YOU dress this way...

[JohnKleeb]

25. that red X is umm cute

[UdoKier]

32. Does the pic not show?

I'll have to try another. Shows on my computer!

How's this?

[JohnKleeb]

38. I dunno

I am at work so maybe they're censoring. Will give you my word when I get home in 2 hours.

[JohnKleeb]

91. it finally worked!

[bearfan454]

30. Nice ones

Yeah !

[nini]

37. I'm in jeans and a polo shirt

hardly suggestive.

Looking/glancing is one thing.. that gross perv stare is another - that's the one I'm talking about.

[Catherine Vincent]

19. I know what you mean!

My pair can be a pain sometime.:-)

[bearfan454]

20. Some men view this as an appetite enhancer

What difference does it make where you get your hunger from as long as you eat at home ?

[OneBlueSky]

21. look . . . I gave up watching cable news months ago . . .

haven't seen hide nor hair of Bush, Cheney, Ashcroft or any of the other boobs for quite some time . . . so it's not ALL men, okay? . . .

[HughBeaumont]

22. It's DEPLORABLE!! I never look at breasts.

A woman's ASS, on the other hand . . .

What I hate is when you're at a wedding, and the bride chooses these dresses that show off a ridiculous amount of cleavage . . . and your eyes . . . I don't know if this is an involuntary penisy reflex or what, are drawn straight to them. You try so hard not to look, but it's like a car wreck - it's just impossible NOT to look. The women doesn't even have to be physically attractive in your eyes either . . . that's the sad part.

[SarahB]

24. Usually it doesn't bother me....

Unless they are disturbingly ugly, verbally piggish, or it lasts longer than a few seconds. Otherwise, I don't mind being noticed. I like to look nice. :shrug:

[nini]

29. He looked WAY too long and with an weird look

gave me the creeps.

[SarahB]

42. Too much can be scary...

Men need to realize that.

[Magrittes Pipe]

26. Boobs are purty.

:)

[nini]

27. OK... you guys made me laugh and feel less pissed!

thanks

:grouphug: - no touchy-feely on the hug now!

[Screaming Lord Byron]

28. A small rant.

What about when women wear tight t-shirts with a slogan right across the chest, and your eyes are drawn out of curiousity and they think you're a perv. Hmm?

[nini]

33. If they're going to advertise they have to tolerate the looking

I'm not dressed like that today.. Actually I'm in jeans and a polo shirt... nothing real suggestive there!

[NewJeffCT]

Unfortunately

If a woman is dressed in anything less than a full suit of plate mail armor (with helmet), most men will consider you as being dressed suggestively.

On a lighter side, my ex-wife was pretty busty for her size (she was barely 5 feet tall and a 32D or a 34D, depending on the bra) and said one of the reasons she liked me initially was that I was the first guy that didn't talk to her boobs.

[miss_kitty]

58. especially if the t shirt says somehing like...

"moustache rides-25¢"

oops! sorry...thats 'staring at manboobs,' isn't it. wrong thread. my bad.

[LastKnight]

31. maybe you should sell advertizing space?

lol sorry, tastless but i couldnt resist. everyone hates comercials so it might make people stop looking...

-LK

[NewJeffCT]

60. probably wouldn't work

If advertisers did that, I'd probably look closer for the web address of the advertiser so I can email them and thank them.

[chuck555]

34. but they look like cats.

Everyone here loves cats and kittens.

[matcom]

35. there are MAGNETS in those nipples!!

we can't help it. really. we have ALL tried and it cannot be stopped. we are sorry (really)

[iconoclastic cat]

36. It's probably the same thing that drove Dennis Hopper in Blue Velvet.

Or maybe Freud was right about all that crap.

[pbg]

41. Mommy...

Wha?
Sorry.
:+

[phillybri]

43. Mmmmmm....booobies.....Oh, wait, I mean, that's terrible!

How could someone be such a pig?

[calico1]

44. I know!

Men!

[Q3JR4]

45. That would really piss me off,

but rest asure that this guy won't stare at your boobs. Even if you were to walk naked in front of me, I wouldn't (not that there's anything wrong with you--give me a hunky guy any day). ;)

[redqueen]

46. Yeah, an appreciative glance is okay

Even repeated glances, or whatever.

But that googly-eye pervy stare... ew!

[nini]

48. HEY!! first time copycat threads come from one of my posts!

haha

leave it to breasts to be what did it!!

[mongo]

49. I was just concerned that you may have back problems

later in life. Oh, and that it is hard to find lingerie that fits..

[nini]

52. ok thanks.

:eyes:


:-)

[Frangible]

53. Sorry, it's genetic programming

The most well-disciplined males don't stare for a long time, but we all have to glance. If you attached a bomb to 1,000 guys, that would only explode if they looked at boobs, they'd *all* die in minutes.

[Blue-Jay]

55. I have no idea what you're talking about.

[JohnKleeb]

57. where did you get that gif?

I had to cover my mouth from not laughing.

[Blue-Jay]

62. I don't remember.

I have a bunch of crap like that saved, and I'll upload them once in a while if it fits the discussion.

[JohnKleeb]

87. ahh ok

I loves teh boobies.

[LibertyorDeath]

56. It's Pure Evil! Nature never intended this!!

[St. Jarvitude]

61. What if a woman is talking/asking you about her breasts?

Then is it okay to look at them, maybe even just a peek?

But yeah, it is really weird how a lot of guys just stare at them. It's not like it's a total secret when a guy does it, either. :shrug:

[nini]

63. depends on why she is asking/talking

If she's staring to be staring then she's as wierd as a guy that would do that.


If she wants to know what kind of bras I wear because it does a good job, then I'd talk about that. No biggie

[NashVegas]

64. If You're Going to Stare at My Boobs ...

Put a smile on your face and show me they bring you non-guilty pleasure. That's not too much to ask, is it?

[flamingyouth]

65. I've gotten used to it by now

I love it when I'm having a conversation with someone while his eyes are focused on my chest the entire time. Hello, my face is up here! ;)

[ForrestGump]

105. Easy solution:

put a picture of your face on the front of your T-shirt. :-)

[TrogL]

67. What makes you think we have a choice?

It's an instinct. We have to look. I'm gay and I look. But I don't stare.

[FrankBooth]

68. I can't help myself, but I do try to be respectful

and not leer like some dirty perv.

And basically, when I'm not looking at a woman's boobs it means she's turned around and I'm probably checking out her ass!

[nini]

77. LOL.... at least you're honest

:-)

[FrankBooth]

84. Yep

I love women, both their brains and their bods. Especially if they happen to be of Latin descent, yowza!

[smirkymonkey]

69. Stare at his crotch...

that usually puts them off. And honestly, if a guy is wearing something that really shows off his bulge, I can't really help but stare - not for long though, that's rude.

[markses]

71. Put a picture of the "Cheney needs a time out" girl on your shirt

Problem solved.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

75. Yeah. I can't have dirty thoughts about nini

because, in my head, she's a small red-headed girl.

[nini]

78. ROFLMAO

hardly.... tall, olive complexion


the opposite of Ilana Wexler

[exJW]

72. C'mon, this complaint from a woman named "nini"?

[nini]

76. You got a problem with my name?!?!

LOL

[exJW]

80. I LOVE your name!

:-)

[nini]

81. good save..

:hi: :-)

[Dogmudgeon]

73. I know what you mean

I hate it when women stare at my mighty Manhood, start to drool over me, and insist that I accompany them to the nearest semi-private place and give them a thorough-going boffing.

It's equally unpleasant when a woman finds out that I have assets totalling over $35 million that I will inherit upon marriage. Then, they want to be with me all the time, and beg me to marry them.

What am I, a life-support system for a phallus and wallet?

--bkl

[Butterflyeffect]

74. I love boobs

[nini]

79. well, you're not alone then.. Welcome to DU

:hi:

[Catherine Vincent]

82. What about woman that wear pants that have writing on the butt part?

Some of them get upset if people stare at their butts. But I don't like it when kids wear these kinds of pants. It's just not right, imo.

[nini]

85. I hate those pants.. If I had a daughter there' s no way I'd buy those

no way!

[zeemike]

83. Is that your picture?

I would be more likely to stare at your lips.
I find lips much more sensual than big boobs.
But at any rate I am much too old to be a threat.

[nini]

86. No.. that's the little girl who spoke at the convention

Ilana Wexler.


I'm way older than her :-)

[zeemike]

88. I guess I missed that, only saw part of it

[nini]

89. check her out here.. She was great!!!

http://www.dems2004.org/site/apps/nl/content3.asp?c=luI2LaPYG&b=130840&ct=158774

[zeemike]

96. That was awesome

For one so young to speak with such confidence and seemingly no fear.
She will go far I am sure

[nini]

97. she obviously impressed me

:-)

[MrScorpio]

90. You said "nipples"

That was the word of the day!!!

You win a great big No-Prize, courtesy on No-Prizes 'r Us

[Kat45]

92. Even worse than the staring, is when the guy says,

"Nice tits" while he's staring. That's happened to me a few times, and it's pretty disconcerting.

[solinvictus]

93. Biology

It's a billion or so years of evolution making us do it.

[Deja Q]

94. I'm bi, prefer gay. I don't want to. I try not to. Sometimes it happens:

I mean no disrespect and I'd rather NOT look at them because it IS disrespectful not to mention distasteful. And I've seen them without clothes, I can definitely live without them. (that's not anti-women, I really am a gay guy...)

That's my excuse. Get me neutered if necessary, the way the things are going I will never make a child and I could care less about the sex drive anyway. :shrug:

[rene moon]

95. I understand

I do. ARGH!!!

Why are breasts so fascinating? they are just mounds of flesh---I dont get it. It is a part of my body, like my arm. ARGH!!!!!!!

Biology sucks.

[Ron Green]

99. Well, they're not quite like your arm....

I mean, female breasts represent so many things... nourishment, beautiful form, sexual arousal, forbidden territory...
:9

[THUNDER HANDS]

98. I can still stare at my girlfriend's boobs, right?

pleaseohpleaseohpleaseohplease

[nini]

100. well, that's different.. as long as she doesn't mind

:-)

[MrSandman]

101. Just don't wear a T with....

The word "B**CH" in huge letters surrounded by smaller script.


Honest, I saw this today and wondered why someone would wear a shirt to try to get folks to stare at her boobs.

:eyes:

[Mick Knox]

102. Cuz they are there and also sooooo there

hide them.

[kclown]

103. Two jokes are in order

One was an Onion Headline: Area woman tired of men staring at
her breast implants.

Second is original: sweetheart neckline named after comment
"nice tits, sweetheart".

[Guy Fawkes]

104. It may be something besides my respect for women who can kick my ass...

but I don't think I've ever stared at a woman's breasts...

[Elidor]

106. Is this a trick question?

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

107. I'll tell you a creepy story of mine

I was taking summer classes at my local junior college, home from university for the summer. This guy who looks to be in his 30s (and that was one foot in the grave to me when I was 18!!!) comes up and says, "Oh my GOD, you have the nicest calves I have EVER seen."

Now, granted, he was not the first OR the last to comment on them. For some reason, I was blessed with gymnast legs. Muscley. Firm. QUITE a calf muscle. And running for the bus on campus didn't hurt, either.

So I said thank you, but he was just STARING at my legs. I started to walk out of the commons area and he said, "WAIT, what kinds of exercises do you do to get them that way?" and I said "None, they are just like that." He starts laughing, acting like he doesn't believe me (or maybe he really doesn't). I finally have to INSIST I do not work out at the gym, they are just like that. He keeps staring and saying "WOW" and whistling really low. Well, THAT'S quite enough for Moonbeam and I walk off.

The REALLY weird part? The next summer, I was back, taking more summer classes. SAME GUY WALKS UP TO ME AND SAYS THE SAME THING!!!!

I started chuckling (ok I wasn't as sensitive to guys' feelings as I would be now) and said, "You said the same thing to me last summer!" He seemed truly perplexed, then remembered. This time, though, he asked if he could "feel them."

Nothing doing. I told him I wouldn't be comfortable with that and made a quick getaway.

But hey it was the first time a guy ever noticed anything BESIDES my boobs.

[davsand]

108. I've often wondered if wearing a hat with boobs on it would help.

It IS a thought...




Laura

[Ron Green]

109. Hmmm.......

....nah. The magic is in the flesh.

[nini]

113. LOL

I've never seen that one before.

too funny.

[guitar man]

110. staring at boobs

It isnt something we want to do, it's something we HAVE to do. It's like going to sleep after sex, it's built into our genetic code. ;)

[WoodrowFan]

111. at least

at least I refrain from licking my lips while I stare (mostly)

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

And just to be fair here

I am a straight woman and if all guys went around in shorts and pants tight enough to tell what religion they were, yeah, I'll say it, I'd look. Gosh.

[Nlighten1]

112. It isn't leering...

We just can't help ourselves sometimes.

[WillyT]

114. I Agree !!! - C'Mon Guys, If You've Seen One, You've Seen 'Em Both !!!

:scared::evilgrin::scared:

[nini]

115. not necessarily.. they can be different sizes ya know

:P

slight difference but not uncommon.


this is just because you deserve it :spank: