What is it with women and staring at my package!!!!

[salinen]

Like I'm some sort of walking sex organ. Yeah, staring at my package is going to turn me on. I have nice hair, aqua green eyes, a chiseled face, but no, there they go, lusting eyeballs fixed at about 3 feet, drooling down their cleavage.

Grow up!

[chuck555]

1. You didn't use...

the official brown wrap paper. Bad move.

[Terran]

3. The question is:

What is IN the package?

[Dookus]

2. They're not staring at it

they're looking for it.

[salinen]

5. Thanks Dook!

[phillybri]

4. They're not staring at you, they're staring WITH you...

FYI

[TNDemo]

6. It might help

if you would zip up your pants.

[salinen]

8. Ooops, so sorry.

[bo44]

7. some women are worse than others

Whenever I was introduced to Pilipinas at family functions when I was single the matrons would not only size me up but make a comment as well. As if they were going to report their findings to their maidens. Since I am not entirely of traditional Pilipino culture but more of the aggressive rock and roll culture, my response to them that they could find out in private what me and my supposed little penis could really do to them would render them in full blushes and screeches regarding my rudeness.

[calico1]

9. Then don't wear those tight pants!

You're just asking for it! :silly:

[nini]

10. I just glanced!! I didn't stare!!

nice on though :evilgrin:

[salinen]

12. Thanks nini

You have more class than most of your sex crazed sisters.

[Q3JR4]

11. ...

Mmmm, green eyes.

Granted, I'm not a woman, but green eyes get me every time.

[SarahB]

13. I CONFESS...

I do that.
sheepish grin :7

I try not to make it obvious, but I can't help it sometimes.

[MaryH]

14. Just think what you would look like in a fighter-pilot suit?

Even Bush looked like he had something.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

15. I look to see what size to shop for

at the toy store