If there were no republicans,

[burythehatchet]

would manufacturers of cheap hairpieces go out of business?

I swear every one of these moran talking heads, congressmen, senators, etc seem to locate the absolute worst looking rugs to staple onto their domes.

[KamaAina]

1. Sad to say, Dems have rugs, too

Our own Sen. Daniel Akaka is said to have the largest one in the Senate. Sadly, Rep. Jim Traficant wasn't allowed to take his to prison with him. I do hope it found a good adoptive home. :-)

Then, of course, there's Sam Donaldson; his Dem credentials may be weak, but he's the unquestioned Rugmaster. His piece was compared by the N.Y. Post to "an Art Deco ashtray"!