co-workers bringing their new boobies for office-viewing.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

We get at least two each month.

It is nice to see the boobs.

I have yet to see a third or fourth (etc.) boob shown off in this manner.

It. Is. Incredibly. Disruptive.

The worst are when we get emails: "Jane is here with her new boobs, come to -X- floor and join the squeal-fest!" "Come see my new boobs!"



In sum: I believe photographs are sufficient. I know you're proud. You don't have to show me how proud. I'm very happy for you but please don't disrupt my workday in this manner.

Thoughts?

[eyesroll]

1. We had a receptionist who did that once...

She's not our receptionist anymore (for different reasons).

[Screaming Lord Byron]

4. We have a director who hires attractive female staff

entirely on looks. The swine.

[Fenris]

12. Please! If you want to run a successful, efficient business

You always hire people you in no way want to have sex with! That way you can keep your mind on your money and your money on your mind!

Costanza's first rule of business. My God, what do they teach in these schools nowadays?!

[Screaming Lord Byron]

13. You know what I'm thinking about now?

Is it -uh- do-able?

[Fenris]

14. Oh, Ada!

Mr. Co-stan-za!

[phillybri]

2. Hey, those things are expensive!

Let them have their day(s) in the sun!

[Fenris]

3. Dammit, I hate that.

Especially when I am trying to do research in the library. There is nothing more annoying than nubile college girls showing off their brand new boobs to everyone around them. And it's even worse when their friends caress and touch them! Such a plea for attention! I am trying to research, ladies. I cannot be distracted by your boobs!

/Let it be known that Fenris WILL work blue for a laugh.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

5. They should have a boob cube in the library.

For private viewing.

[Fenris]

8. They do. It's near the microfiche viewers.

[Minstrel Boy]

6. "please don't disrupt my workday in this manner"?

You, sir, have disrupted my workday with the mere mention of "boobies."

Please desist.

Yours, etc....

[Screaming Lord Byron]

7. You have a workday?

:evilgrin:

(this is a truly feeble copycat thread)

[Minstrel Boy]

9. Yes, but no workplace.

And it has boobies, too.

[SideshowScott]

10. HA HA thanks for the laugh!!

too funny sir!

[nini]

11. I have my own office.. so I can have private showings

:evilgrin:

[Blue-Jay]

15. Is there a signup list?

:evilgrin:

[HEyHEY]

16. Dude, you're mad because women are encouraging boob gawkin'?

What's the catch?

[Screaming Lord Byron]

17. Lame copy-cat thread.