Caption the Texas Chainwrench Massacre

[DoYouEverWonder]

This was W's reaction, when Karl Rove told him he couldn't have another terrorist attack next week.

[shaolinmonkey]

1. "Squirrel"

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[skip fox]

2. W. is "thinking": " . . . an if I had that ol Saddam right here, I'd bop

him one in the noggin with this . . . CRACK! . . . Wow, you could hear the bones inside the brains go all squish and stuff running out of his nose like blood and guts and those organs in the head would go all soft . . . an someone would get the whole thing on camera . . . an the little girls would puke . . . but they'd say I saved the whole school . . . and stuff . . . . . . Wow!"

[zeemike]

3. If my johnson was that big I wouldn't need to stick my tong out

[BringEmOn]

4. Hey, Condi! This would make a great n..... uh night stick.