Please help me get to 5,000 posts. Ask me anything!

[bigwillq]

Pretty please. I'm 100 away. Let's do this folks.

[Baja Margie]

1. Okay...

We'll do two birds with one stone here, is my signature working?

[bigwillq]

2. I don't think I enabled the option to see signatures

Let me go try to fix that and get back to you.

[bigwillq]

4. Now, I see something

But what is it?

[bigwillq]

6. Ok, now I don't see a pic

Only the words

Defeat Bush.

[jeff30997]

3. Lets sing: 99 bottles of beer on the wall...

One bottle down = 1 post.:)

[bigwillq]

5. 98 bottles of beer on the wall...

Wait, how does this song go again?

[Baja Margie]

8. 98 Bottles of Beer,

You take one down and you pass it around,

98 bottles of beer...



I keep meesing up the signature. bearfan454 if you are out there, thanks, I have to figure out how to reply. Jeez, are all surfers this dumb ???

[bigwillq]

10. 97 bottles of beer on the wall..

You take one down and pass it around
97 bottles of beer on the wall


Just some of us (pointing at myself) are dumb sometimes when it comes to computers!

[arbusto_baboso]

7. If you cloned youself....

then, um, "got busy" with your clone, would it be gay, or just really elaborate masturbation?

[bigwillq]

9. Hmmm...good question

I guess it would be considered homosexual behaviors because we would be doing more than masturbating!

But that's enough of that. I don't want this to get banned!

[Baja Margie]

11. 96

bottles of beer on the wall, 96 bottles of beer....


I have to go make dinner, check back with you later.


No, I am the most dumb person in the world on the computer.

Later

Margie


I am sooo dumb, I accidentally typed my full name into the username and it can't be changed. That's how dumb I am. Ha ha ha.

[bigwillq]

12. It could be changed

You would just have to re-register with a new screen name. You'll lose your post counts but hey, you're not even at 100 yet so it would be no big deal.

Look at the bright side, you do have a unique name it sounds a lot better than if you were like Dolly Smith or something common like that.

[skygazer]

13. What is the airspeed of a swallow?

[LiberalManiacfromOC]

14. Which type......

[bigwillq]

16. It's the same speed for all types

But what do I know?

[bigwillq]

15. 8 m.p.h. (nt)

[bigwillq]

17. Self kick

Come on, I'm desperate here. I need 5,000 in order to feel worthy!!