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EstimatedProphet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-17-04 08:15 PM
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COOL THINGS ABOUT BEING A PROPHET
1) When you get mad and say "G_ddammit" something happens
2) Close enough to God to catch him cheating at Spades
3) Cool lyrics & a good jam by Jerry
4) Sackcloth and ashes is the Next Big Thing

Note for the humor-impaired: this is a copycat thread and not a statement of beliefs. Except for #3.
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Guy Fawkes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-17-04 08:17 PM
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1. No one listens to you until you've been dead for 2000 years?
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EstimatedProphet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-17-04 08:18 PM
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2. OK, but is that a cool thing?
not denying it or anything...
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lastknowngood Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-17-04 08:33 PM
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6. And then they get it all wrong
n/t
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Trillo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-17-04 08:18 PM
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3. All the profits.
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EstimatedProphet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-17-04 08:23 PM
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4. I wish!
I ain't no FALSE prophet, buddy!
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Trillo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-17-04 08:41 PM
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7. Wish granted...
If it's not a false profit, it must be a TRUE profit!
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jjmalonejr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-17-04 08:25 PM
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5. Being vindicated in the next millenium
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EstimatedProphet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-17-04 08:47 PM
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8. Somethin to look forward to, I expect n/t
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