Michael Bolton does NOT suck.

[NightTrain]

Oh, wait; yes, he does!

[Fenris]

1. WHEN A MAAAAAAAYYYYYYUUUUUUNNNNN

LOVES A WOOOOOOMAN!

[liberalhistorian]

7. ARRRRRGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

Just the thought of his version of that makes my teech ache!!! Whatever the hell made him think he could sing, anyway, and what the fuck makes ANYONE even consider listening to him, let alone buy his music??????? That's a Great Mystery which will never, ever be solved!

I remember being in a restaurant once with my mother several years ago and one of his songs was on the radio on the PA system. It was like chalk grating on a chalkboard, my teeth ached, my head pounded and there was no escape other than leaving the dining room for a few minutes, which I promptly did!! And remember when he did that album of opera songs a few years ago? GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!

[flamingyouth]

17. His version should be illegal

Actually, there should be a law against him ever covering decent soul songs. I could really get behind that legislation.

[Fenris]

18. Can we include Michael MacDonald in that as well?

:puke:

[flamingyouth]

19. Yes, let's work on that law RIGHT NOW

and those ads of his.... you, there, annoying white man, shut the hell up! :grr:

[Fenris]

21. TAAAAKIN IT TOOOOOO THA STREETS!

:D

[flamingyouth]

22. God, I hate that band

:grr:

[Fenris]

23. oh, come now, lisa. you know you love the Doobies.

:D

[jpgray]

2. Dude, Percy Sledge and Marvin Gaye got nothing on the Voice!

:crazy:

[HEyHEY]

3. I was spooked til I saw the poster

Then I knew it was a joke!

[tridim]

4. I celebrate his entire catalog

Oh, wait; no, I don't.

[SCRUBDASHRUB]

6. LOL!

I love "Office Space"!

Lots of flair!!!!!

[Amaya]

5. Michael Bolton

:puke: :puke: the horror, the horror

[unblock]

8. he doesn't SUCK; he BLOWS

amazing how total opposites can mean the exact same thing, huh?

[KamaAina]

16. Mr. Bolton most certainly does not blow.

He BITES!

As far as I know, 'bites' is all the way down at the bottom of the barrel.

[drumwolf]

9. hey, Bruce Robertson loved him.

anyone here read Irvine Welsh's "Filth"? Bruce Robertson is the racist, violent, bigoted and corrupt protagonist of that novel. And he likes Michael Bolton better than the black soul singers that Bolton rips off.

[stranger_with_candy]

10. Micheal Bolton

"There WAS nothing wrong with that name until that no-talent ass clown became famous and started winning grammys."

[SCRUBDASHRUB]

11. THIS no-talent ass clown?

Nice mullet, dude!?

[NightTrain]

12. Michael "I've sure got a lot of hair for a bald guy, and maybe if I...

...wear it like this, no one'll notice" Bolton. :puke:

[SCRUBDASHRUB]

13. EXACTLY!! LMAO

[otohara]

14. Real Name - Michael Boloton

didn't get famous until he changed it

[NightTrain]

15. To my everlasting shame, he comes from my homestate of Connecticut.

:cry::hurts::cry::hurts::cry::hurts::cry::hurts::cry::hurts::cry::hurts::cry::hurts::cry::hurts::cry::hurts::cry::hurts::cry::hurts::cry::hurts::cry::hurts::cry::hurts::cry::hurts::cry::hurts::cry::hurts::cry::hurts::cry::hurts::cry::hurts::cry::hurts::cry::hurts::cry::hurts::cry::hurts::cry::hurts::cry::hurts::cry::hurts::cry::hurts::cry::hurts::cry::hurts::cry::hurts::cry::hurts::cry::hurts::cry::hurts::cry::hurts::cry::hurts:

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

20. No he DOESN'T!!!

He blows dog!