Republicans Outraged By Inaccuracies in Metallica Documentary

[noahmijo]

WASHINGTON, DC—Republican congressmen lambasted the documentary Metallica: Some Kind Of Monster for its "gross inaccuracies and fabrications" Monday. " Joe Berlinger and Bruce Sinofsky are clearly biased," Speaker of the House Dennis Hastert said. "By editing together concert footage from three different mediocre shows, they have given the general public a false impression that Metallica still kicks ass." Hastert added that there is no hard evidence to support the film's argument that the album St. Anger has more thrashing riffs than Kill 'Em All.

http://www.theonion.com/

[realisticphish]

1. damn you

i was just about to post that! god i love the Onion...


:hippie: The Incorrigible Democrat

[noahmijo]

2. Oh you gotta love the SF Gay Marriage responses

And the NJ governor who is homosexual tearful admit that he's "The governor of NJ"

LMAO

[JohnKleeb]

3. I am outraged that Dennis Hasert doesnt wrestle with Tom Delay

:shrug: if we wanna bring new people in to politics lets have that, then take over the congress while those two twits rassle.