This is my 17,000th post

[Dookus]

and the 16,844th lacking in any real content.

[Endangered Specie]

1. Make that 16,845

;)

[Dookus]

2. Why...

if I was a real man I'd... (grumble mumble mutter)

[Guy Fawkes]

3. Conga rats!

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

4. And we care why?

[Dookus]

9. oh you care, baby

you care.

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

10. Dammit.

[XanaDUer]

5. Holy crap!

I thought I was good at 4500!

Congratualations!

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

6. Holy crap man - GET A LIFE!!!!

Congratulations!!! :party:

[The_Casual_Observer]

7. Wow!

That takes some serious dedication!:toast:

Best Regards!

TCO

[MercutioATC]

8. Dude, congrats. Please tell me you've been here since the 80's...

;)

[Dookus]

11. Nah

but it's easy this way:

Serve as a LBN mod. You'll easily get a thousand posts saying "Dupe. locking."

Then pick a few fights on Abortion, Robert Novak and Howard Dean. That eats up a few K.

Then go to the Meeting Room and argue astrology. A good 3k there.

Announce you drive an expensive car and then respond to every asshole who feels compelled to judge you for it. Easily 1K.

[MercutioATC]

13. Alternately, post in the 9/11 Forum :)

It's how I've gotten the majority of my 6k+ posts in 18 months...

[Dookus]

14. heheh

I can imagine that!

[salinen]

12. Wen I gwow up

I wanna be jus like Dook.

[Dookus]

15. well

eat your vegetables, be nice to cats and develop a fondness for posting pure nonsense. You'll get there.

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

16. You haven't made me laugh my ass off lately

what the hell is wrong with you? Don't you want to fuck some Mennonites or something? Get to work!!!!

Children, it also helps your post count when an annoying fellow DUer gloms onto you because you made her laugh her ass off ONCE and then follows you around demanding for you to do it again. Learn the lesson well, grasshoppers. Dookus has....

[Dookus]

18. hey!

I made you laugh yesterday with my pelican joke! Admit it, I'm the only joy in your dreary life.

[LiberalManiacfromOC]

17. I just escaped from the 700 club....

*grumbles*

[HEyHEY]

19. Cool!

Yes, it'd be nice to meet one day...but clearly you and I will never be away from DU to make that happen :-)

[TahitiNut]

20. Go Banana Slugs!

:silly: (Closing in on 20K here.)

[Maddy McCall]

21. Kisses to you! Congrats on the massive posting!

[Dookus]

22. aw man

I think Aunt Bee just slipped me some tongue

:scared: