It's DU opposite day! What's your bizarro name?

[Beware the Beast Man]

Pleased to meet you, my name is Fear Not the Civilized Woman!

[SaveElmer]

1. Hello...I am "Kill the Rabbit"

<eom>

[DemWitch]

2. Conservative Christian

Oh, dear sweet Goddess... my laptop just burst into flames :nuke:

[brainshrub]

3. George W. Bush Tree.

Great post!

[Beware the Beast Man]

7. Screw you very much!

Remember, it's opposite day ;)

[RandomKoolzip]

4. I'm SpecificWarmStillness.

And I'm a chocoholic. Chocohol is good stuff!

[cmf]

5. fmc

not as interesting :(

[sniffa]

6. i'm kinda stumped here

opposite of "sniffa" wouLd be... bLowa? or bLower (without the boston accent)?

[pagerbear]

8. Quarkcub?

[LynneSin]

9. Greetings: I'm LynneVirginal

:eyes:

[MissMillie]

10. Marsha the Dominatrix

on your knees!

[bearfan454]

47. Oooooh !

[eyesroll]

11. EarsCan'tMove?

Hm.

[Beware the Beast Man]

13. Hehehe! Good one!

:hi:

[underpants]

12. Headgear

;-)

[LynneSin]

14. Skinner=Bart Simpson, EarlG = English Breakfast, who knows for Elad

:shrug:

[Taverner]

85. Elad=Dale

:P

[WildClarySage]

15. tameconfuseddumb

[Hawkeye-X]

16. I'm Frank Burns

[southpaw]

17. northhoof

[Commendatori]

18. RedClamRepublican? Hell if I know. (n/t)

[ContraBass Black]

19. Hello, My Name Is

Tenor White.


My normal name should be ContraBass Black, as I haven't been a baritone in quite some time, but I never really got around to changing it.

[LynzM]

20. MznyL

That's pretty boring, I think... I guess I could be LargeMeekConservative, that's pretty opposite me in every way, LOL

[Bill McBlueState]

21. Boston Astrologer

[terrya]

22. I guess I'm gerryb.

:-)

[ohiosmith]

23. Jonesindiana.

[myrna minx]

24. Ignatius J. Reilly n/t

[XNASA]

29. Lana Lee?

Lana is the anti-Myrna.....doncha think? :shrug:

[myrna minx]

36. Yes, Lana Lee and her talented cockatoo would be the

bizarro world Myrna. Teehee.

[calico1]

25. "Ashcroft Rocks?"

Oh good lord!

:nuke: :nuke: :nuke: :nuke: :nuke: :nuke: :nuke: :nuke: :nuke: :nuke:

[XNASA]

26. IWORKFORWALMART

:shrug:

[Kid_A]

27. Mine would be Human Clay.

And if you get the reference, then go fuck yourself. (Opposite day, remember?)

[MercutioATC]

28. Juliet's Nurse, the Pilot?

[Screaming Lord Byron]

30. Hey everybody! I'm Mumbling Peasant Steve!

[bobthedrummer]

31. I'm Donald Rumsfeld.

:silly:

[soothsayer]

32. Hi, I'm Liar. n/t

[jukes]

33. "winner"

or "can't dance", or "church"; my nick is multi-level

[Sporadicus]

34. Idleness_Unprepared, at Your Disservice

seems to describe my day so far. I had been preparing to teach a seminar this afternoon, only to find that major changes in software are in the making, rendering my material somewhat...useless.

[woofless]

35. Hi, I am Worthy!

Woof

[name not needed]

37. Spazzy McGee

I'm Bizarro Stormy.

I'm Regular Stormy.

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[Beware the Beast Man]

41. A message from Laissez-Faire Organism

:crazy:

[jukes]

39. since she's not about

i'll make reference to my mortal enemy, Magdalena Rust! may she live in perpetual torment!

oh, btw, i'm rudely ungrateful for this ridiculous thread!

[Mara Steele]

49. Ha ha!!!

:loveya:

:yourock:

[Mara Steele]

51. It's my mortal enemy, Sir Victrola!!

I will fight you until the end of time, you pathetic wind-up record playing man!!

:grr:

[jukes]

57. pathetic response!

i feel righteously superior now!

[Mara Steele]

60. your antics could not amuse me less!!

In fact, my heart turns to stone and my jaw stiffens in rage, whenever I hear you speak!

[jukes]

62. that's because

you're so ordinary & overcome w/ your lust for males!

[Mara Steele]

63. How could I have any lust for the male species??

If they are clearly all as dumb, and INSENSITIVE, as yourself! ?

:shrug:

[jukes]

65. mindless lust

because in bizarro world, you wear sundresses & pearls, & permanently have a mop in your hands. + you wear heels.

breeder! wearer of eyeshadow!

[Mara Steele]

67. And you are also a male 'droid!!

You speak in monosyllables, and also are consumed by mindless lust, and care for nothing but sports, racecars, and women in halter tops!!

:D

[jukes]

70. W/

really huge bobbily boobies!

[jukes]

72. you long to be a secretary

but your husband keeps you pregnant & in the kitchen.

where you listen to xian rock & talk shows all day.

[Mara Steele]

81. Oh yeah?? Well, you're a badly dressed, rednecked, mullet-wearing,

beer bellied, tobacco chewing, dumb son of a gun, with all kinds of ugly stuff in his yard!!!

You have less intellectual capacity than the current Resident!!

Your vocabulary is undistinguishable from that of the cows you raise!!

Your house smells like old soup, sweat, and gasoline!

And you marry a new cousin every year, divorcing her as soon as you get her preggers!!

:D

[baldguy]

40. Cousin Itt

[Richardo]

42. Odrahcir...

...I've got an 'evil Bizarro twin' goatee as well!! :evilgrin:

[BigMcLargehuge]

43. Greetings from LittleO'Smalltiny

[Parrcrow]

44. Worcrrap

[CanuckAmok]

45. MexicanSedentary n/t

[bearfan454]

46. I'm packerfan today eom

[ronnykmarshall]

48. veronicajsherrif

[miss_kitty]

50. mr_puppy

in english-that's the opposite of french, no? i mean yes? bizarro

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

52. WindandSea

anybody get that?

[Beware the Beast Man]

55. No, can't say I do.

I would have gone with Perez is a Liar, myself.

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

56. Some of the veterans of the Chavez war might

twas a tenacious foe who vanished one day to emmerge, they say, as a ghost in the machine.

[redqueen]

84. I do!

Good one!

:D

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

105. hee hee hee!

These past few days have reminded me of my early days here in the Venezuela trenches

The Chavistas are really getting together and dropping science - this is my favorite week on DU yet!

[redqueen]

108. Chavistas!

I like that name. :D

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

113. Si si

es maravilloso!

[THUNDER HANDS]

53. Science Kitty

[Mara Steele]

54. Eleets Aram --

otherwise known as Magdalena Rust, to my arch-enemy Sir Victrola!!

[jukes]

68. do not seek to hide

lustrust!

[LDS Jock]

58. atheist klutz ny

lds for latter day saints aka mormon.. used ny as opposite of texas, not sure what the real opposite would be

[mrboba1]

59. Ms Barbara Z Infinity

:shrug:

[Guy Fawkes]

61. I am Benedict Arnold!

Gd save the queen!

[Susang]

64. I guess I would be Sustayedsilent?

:shrug:

[MuseRider]

66. DullWalker?

Hmmmmm.

[jukes]

69. i was thinking

"UninspiredPlodder".

[MuseRider]

71. OOOhhhhhh!

That is SO much better! Thanks, I am very dull today. I actually do feel like the UninspiredPlodder today. Tomorrow I will go back to riding the Muse. :loveya:

[jukes]

74. BIZARRO WORLD!

since you're so nice in the real world, you have to be rude & abrasive here.


i'm conflicted, since i'm both in the real world...

hey that's it! i'm supposed to be indecisive here! or am i?

[MuseRider]

77. OK

(this is very hard for me)
Make up your mind you, you, you JERK!
(sorry, it was the best I could do. I have more but........I just can't seem to think of it now)
I feel so.......Eeyore

[jukes]

79. that was harsh!

or was it? damn, just can't make up my mind...

[CogitoErgoDem]

73. NoCogitoErgoPresident

(or YOU can call me 'Richardo' ;) )

[jukes]

76. hi!

poster formerly known as richardo!

[Richardo]

78. Hi jukes!

:hi: I'm back in my original Richardo suit.

I just dust off Cogito every now and again 'cause I like the name. :D

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

75. GWByB (nt)

[kmla]

80. Hello. I am SMCH.

Satnds for Shake My Conservative Hand.

That would be the bizzarro world opposite of kmla. Which stands for Kiss My Liberal Ass.

:)

[GoddessOfGuinness]

82. God of Bud Lite

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

[DelawareValleyDem]

83. I'm some kind of

Mountain Republican. Not sure what the opposite of Delaware is.

[Beaverhausen]

86. Eaglesnest

Get it?

[Dan-W]

87. W-(minus)nad. n/t

[KamaAina]

88. Aloha! 'O MaliHini ko'u inoa.

kama'aina = local person; malihini = stranger, visitor

[MallRat]

89. Hi. I'm MomAndPopStoreFeline.

:shrug:

[MrScorpio]

90. Mrs. I-Don't-Believe-in-Astrology

Pleased to meet you. Hope you guess my name.

[notadmblnd]

91. HI!

I'm stupid redhead:hi:

[Mandate My Ass]

92. PNAC_fwwaiitehcasio

PNAC flunky who waged an illegal invasion to enrich his cronies and steal Iraq's oil.

When I took Monica_L as my user name I was thinking along the lines of "what was the worst scandal they could hang on Bubba?" It seemed like we'd all look back and see that it was a smear campaign and a personal matter between a man and his family and not a political scandal or an impeachable offense. So if Monica is Clinton's scarlet letter, PNAC_fwwaiitehcasio is Bush's.

[NoPasaran]

93. I'm RunAway

[jus_the_facts]

94. I'd be.... approximately_the_fallacious

:wow:

:D

[niceperson]

95. republican

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

96. I'm Sunbeam_Moonlight??

[gollygee]

97. I'm Apathetic NewYorker

or maybe Apathetic Californian

[SoCalDem]

98. I must be NoMeRep

:shrug:

[liontamer]

99. lamb-angerer

[Gryffindor_Bookworm]

100. Pleased to meet you! I'm Emily Dickinson.

Uh....best I could do on short notice. :shrug:

[StrongbadTehAwesome]

101. umm...Jim-Bob?

there's not much I can do with mine.

[hyphenate]

102. Mine would likely be

period. :)

[PittPoliSci]

103. PennStateMath

oh, i get the chills just saying that.

[5thGenDemocrat]

104. "Barry Goldwater's Love Child"

I think it sounds cool, anyhow.
John
Truth is, though, I'm probably really more like a "7thGenDemocrat." I figured that out a L-O-O-O-O-NG time ago, but I already had over 2000 posts and wasn't/am not going to change it now.

[LWolf]

106. SocialBunny n/t

[arwalden]

107. Loretta

[sleepyhead]

109. Insomniac, I guess. n/t

[DemoTex]

110. XeTomeD

.

[DeposeTheBoyKing]

111. RetainAGirlQueen

[NMDemDist2]

112. IndianaRepublicanDist12

i guess :shrug:

[Mick Knox]

114. wacko freeper dude

kill kill kill
take take take
steal steal steal
pillage pillage pillage

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

115. RightPlantsStartLast?

:D

[EstimatedProphet]

116. Known Skeptic

Funny thing, that's probably closer to my real self!

[AlFrankenFan]

117. Not really bizarre...but how about..."Beatrix Kiddo" aka Black Mamba n/t

[TOhioLiberal]

118. Hi I am...

Star Wars Lad...
unpleased to meet y'all!

[AVID]

119. SmallEarthRepug nt

[Swede]

120. I guess Finn

or Dane?