Breaking News!!! DU'er, matcom news cub reporter, hottie and

[SOteric]

all around good guy DS1 is having a birthday today!

[WilliamPitt]

1. Who cares?

Whoisalhedges told me not to give a damn.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

7. Uh-oh. I see the Hedges disease is spreading.

Happy stuff, guys.

[DS1]

10. that's why I planted a bomb in your cat

while you were sleeping :evilgrin:

[Magrittes Pipe]

14. A shit. I told you not to give a SHIT.

Amateur.

Oh yeah, happy birthday to DS1, or something. :party:

[DS1]

16. screw you, hippie!

:donut:

[Magrittes Pipe]

18. Yes. I am a hippie.

Now let's kill some people!

[DS1]

20. Old lady in bank - meet the headstomp maneuver

Page 147 United States Marine Battlefied Manual - as interpreted by Neil.

Oh heavy heavy boot,
landing upon my head,
at least the sole is made of rubber,
unlike the last time

Neil.

[Magrittes Pipe]

25. What are you doing, Neil?

To make a meal, Neil? (it's surreal)
From totalitarian vegetables.
How much does it cost, Neil...?

[UrbScotty]

29. Yeah, who cares? (nt)

[DS1]

41. ahh - the "offended by something DS1 said" crowd finally

makes an appearance

:nopity:

[bearfan454]

2. Happy Birthday to all !

Yeehah !

[GOPisEvil]

3. Happy Birthday, DS1!

Hottie? That had to cost extra! :7

[DS1]

11. She doesn't take American Express

:shrug:

[flamingyouth]

4. Happy Birthday!

:party:

[matcom]

5. he doesn't do much for me but

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JUNIOR ASSHOLE!!!!! :D

[Parche]

6. BIRTHDAY

And what or WHO are we getting for your Birthday

[DS1]

12. Thanks well-used and showing it ASSHOLE!

:loveya:

[eleny]

8. Happy Birthday!

[DS1]

13. That's quite the band you got there

3 drummers? :hi:

[DS1]

9. I'm in a state of 24 hr birthdayness

:7 :hi:

[SOteric]

46. I don't think you

can say that just because you're ambling around the house in your birthday suit. Where's my copy of the rules...

[meegbear]

15. Hey DS1 I got yer present ....

right here!

[DS1]

17. You brought me a cigar?

wait, that's not a cigar....

[Amaya]

19. Happy Birthday!

:toast: :party:

My birthday's in a week, what ya gettin' me?

[DS1]

22. You're going to be re-gifted

so I hope you got me something good :7

[jus_the_facts]

21. Happy Birthday Bud!

:smoke:

:loveya: :hug: :*

[DS1]

23. mmm bud

good idea :smoke: :hi:

[jus_the_facts]

34. All the Best.....

.....o'the buds and suds to ya today and everyday!! :party: :toast: :smoke:

[redqueen]

24. Happy birthday DS1!!!!

Hope you get everything you want & more!

[DS1]

27. more has a sort of "monkey's paw" aspect to it

how about just everything I want, there's certainly no shortage of that :7

[redqueen]

38. creepy!

Didn't think of that... hope you get everything you want exactly the way you want it. :7

[Guy Fawkes]

26. Happy birthday

:hamster:

(we need a hamster smiley...)

[DS1]

28. Thanks HamsterMan!

:crowd wave:

[dolo amber]

30. Happy Happy Joy Joy

:party: :toast: :bounce:

[DS1]

40. I told you I'd shoot, but you didn't believe me..

Whhhhy didn't you believe me!!!!??!?

[underpants]

31. How many hard boiled eggs is yo momma throwing upside your head today?

At least that is how WE celebrate it.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!

[matcom]

33. dumbass. use your TWO EGGGGGSTRACTORS!!!

:bounce:

[underpants]

36. My momma didn't believe in them

Why would she when she could "Shell" them upside my head. :shrug:

[underpants]

35. This day in history and birthdays

Ghengis Khan dies
Roanoke Colony deserted
Woman's suffrage ratified
James Meredith graduates from Ole Miss

http://www.historychannel.com/tdih/tdih.jsp?category=general&month=10272960&day=10272983

Theo Huckstable
Ed Norton
Martin Mull
Christian Slater
Patrick Swayze
Robert Redford


http://www.famousbirthdays.com/

[SarahB]

32. Happy Birthday, M.!!!

:bounce: :party: :bounce: :party:

Today's actually my 1/2 birthday. Kind of meaningless now, but I remember when I was a little kid, I'd at least get some cookies out of the deal.

Hope it's a good one, you get everything you want, and all that fun stuff. :D

[DS1]

42. M dot.

Well, I guess I hope you get half the stuff I want, or I get double the stuff you get, or something along those lines :7

[Parrcrow]

Happy Birthday!!

:party: :party: :toast: :toast: :bounce: :toast: :toast: :party: :party:

[DS1]

43. Thanks!

:toast: :beer: :party:

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[DS1]

39. No! Donate to MEEE!

:eyes:

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

44. Have a good one!

:toast:

[DS1]

45. I'll try

off to go crack open a 'borrowed' cold one right now :evilgrin:

[jonnyblitz]

47. happy bday DS1!!

mine would be next month but I stopped having birthdays. :P :hi: :smoke:

[DS1]

48. When have you ever stopped anything?

:smoke: :hi:

[jonnyblitz]

49. lol

i guess i had that coming..anyhow have a good bday!

[SOteric]

50. Kick for the afternoon crowd.

[DS1]

52. ruthless

ruthless I tells ya

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

51. Aw fuck! If I knew it was your birthday, I woulda baked you a

PICTURE STORY!!!!

Happy Birthday! :toast:

[DS1]

53. heh, I'm baking a picture story

:7

[Kathy in Cambridge]

54. Happy Burfday!

I toast you with a glass of homemade sangria! :toast:

:party: :party: :party: :party: :party:

[DS1]

55. mmm burf

are ya tryin to jinx me??? :evilgrin:

[VOX]

56. Wow! Hope it was a good one, DS1!!!

Best wishes to one of DU's best.

Here's to you -- :toast: