If You Post In This Thread, I Will Call You A Dumbass

[matcom]

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

1. That's Dumas

thank you!

[matcom]

You Are A Dumbass

[Guy Fawkes]

2. Me first!

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

4. Whoa - beat you!

:P

[matcom]

8. You Are A Dumbass

twice

[matcom]

5. You Are A Dumbass

[mrboba1]

3. Fuck off!

[matcom]

6. You Are A Dumbass

[mrboba1]

7. You are a dumbass!

:grr:

[matcom]

9. You Are A Dumbass

TWICE

[mrboba1]

10. fuck you!

first

[matcom]

12. You Are A Dumbass

THRICE

[mrboba1]

15. I'm sick of seeing that fucking hippo ass dancing!

Dumbass.

[matcom]

18. You Are A Dumbass

x4

[mrboba1]

38. see!! you don't even know what comes after 'thrice'

Fuck you!

Why aren't you posting more news?!

[matcom]

44. You Are A Dumbass

of the fifth level

[slinkerwink]

110. dumbass, dumbass....walkin' talkin' dumbass that you ARE!

;-)

[jus_the_facts]

11. I know you are but what am I?

:silly:

[matcom]

13. You Are A Dumbass

:D

[jus_the_facts]

22. Who loves ya baby?

:loveya:

[matcom]

28. You Are A Dumbass

who loves me baby :loveya:

[jus_the_facts]

71. *blinks*

......I must need a :spank:

:evilgrin:

[redqueen]

14. I think you're really hot!

[matcom]

16. You Are A Dumbass

ABSOLUTELY!! :P

[LynneSin]

17. I just wanna post how much I adore and admire Matcom....

...but since he's gonna call me a dumbass, well FLICK him!!

[matcom]

19. You Are A Dumbass

who can't spell FUCK

[LynneSin]

30. Hey dumbass, that's the nice way of saying the "F" word

so there

DUMPASS

[matcom]

36. You Are A Dumbass

for trying to be nice

[Tandalayo_Scheisskopf]

33. Too late.

I have signed and notarized affidavits, attesting to my incipient, chronic and pernicious dumbassatude.

On the other hand, I would consider your agreement in this matter as icing on the cake of a long and distinguished career as a dumbass.

Thank you for your time.

[matcom]

41. You Are A Dumbass

for posting all that leagaleez

[Langis]

20. Who is a Dumbass?

[matcom]

23. You Are A Dumbass

[Gryffindor_Bookworm]

21. I want your purple hippo to spank my dumb ass!

:evilgrin:

[matcom]

25. You Are A Dumbass

but a horney one :D

[rocktivity]

24. As long as you don't call me a right-wing dumbass

http://www.jibjab.com

[matcom]

29. You Are A Dumbass

stop posting jibjab :D

[mrboba1]

50. dumbass!

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[Parche]

26. thread

Ok Smartass

[matcom]

31. You Are A Dumbass

NOT a smartass

[Parche]

75. Thats it

You not only are making me more angry, butt horny as well
I cant take this anymore

[truthspeaker]

27. Bring it on!

[matcom]

34. that's BRING IT ON

DUMBASS :eyes:

[LuminousX]

32. Why?

Why would you do that?

[Guy Fawkes]

40. Maybe he thinks you're a dumbass...

dumbass.

[matcom]

47. LMAO

thanks for covering for me :D

[Susang]

35. That would be appropriate

Since my ass is pretty much an idiot.

[matcom]

48. You Are A Dumbass

with a nice ass :D

[Susang]

54. Nice but dumb?

I'll take it! :D

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[LynneSin]

45. What, Matcom isn't calling grovelbot a dumbass

he couldn't!

[elperromagico]

46. GrovelBot! You're alive!

:D

[StopTheMorans]

49. oh, a glutton for punishment eh?

[matcom]

51. GROVELBOT IS A DEAD DUMBASS

[Guy Fawkes]

59. I love you grovelbot!

:loveya: :loveya:

[4morewars]

39. What a bunch of dumbasses !!!!

:bounce:

[matcom]

55. You Are A Dumbass

for pointing that out

[StopTheMorans]

42. Moran!

[matcom]

56. You Are A Dumbass

for misspelling MORIN

[russian33]

43. I don't care, I'm trying to get out of 700 club

[matcom]

57. You Are A Dumbass

religious fundie

[russian33]

61. And you're honest, you kept your word...

[name not needed]

52. Bring it on numbnuts

[matcom]

58. You Are A Dumbass

with a scary stuffed animal

[Twillig]

53. Oh Yeah?

Well double dumbass on you!

[matcom]

60. You Are A Dumbass

for thinking i care

[Twillig]

65. Well, if you're half the dumbass I am,

Then I'm twice the dumbass you are!

Gotcha!

[phillybri]

62. Are you up for a game of "Hide and go fuck yourself"???

:shrug:

[matcom]

66. You Are A Dumbass

for hiding

[sus]

63. hi!

[matcom]

67. HI!

DUMBASS

[sus]

69. again! louder!

[matcom]

73. You Are A Dumbass

LOUDER

[Gothic Sponge]

64. name calling is not nice!

;)

[matcom]

68. You Are A Dumbass

for careing

[Gothic Sponge]

70. I know you are, but what am i?

:P

[ps1074]

72. I don't believe you

I really don't :hi:

[matcom]

74. You Are A Dumbass

for not believing :hi:

[Amaya]

76. Go for it....

[matcom]

77. You Are A Dumbass

albeit a cute one :D

:loveya:

[Beer Snob-50]

78. Sigh, so easy...

you sir, are a massive dumbass!

[matcom]

79. You Are A Dumbass

who calls other people names x(

[Beer Snob-50]

80. May your purple hippo spank your foul mouth til you beg for forgiveness.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

81. What evaluation did you get when you made your I.Q. test?

[matcom]

83. You Are A Dumbass

my I.Q. is above 8 I think :P

[kmla]

82. Well, then, I'm rubber and you're glue....

and besides that, today is opposite day.

[matcom]

84. You Are A Dumbass

who i THINK is from Texas (considering its opposite day) :D

[kmla]

86. Well, if Texas is the opposite of Indiana....

Then you are correct.

Otherwise, YOU are a dumbass.

:)

[jukes]

85. ?

i'm waiting...

[matcom]

88. You Are A Dumbass

with a black pussy

[Selwynn]

87. I AM a dumbass.

:)

[MikeG]

89. Testing to see if you have me on ignore.

[nini]

90. how about DumbBoob?

:evilgrin:


I know you are but what am I?

[THUNDER HANDS]

91. I THINK MATCOM IS AWESOME AND COOL

:D

[Strawman]

92. If you love George Bush, call me a dumbass

[MikeG]

93. Sheesh. matcom's all talk.

[matcom]

94. AND YOU ARE A DUMBASS

:P

[MikeG]

95. Thank you sir. May I have another?

[Ramsey]

96. Go on

I dare you!!

:loveya:

[matcom]

97. YOU, my love ARE A COMPLETE

*sigh*

ummmmm

now WHAT was i gonna say?

*swoon*

oh man

be back in 9 to 12 minutes :D

[miss_kitty]

98. please don't call me a dumbass

please

[matcom]

99. TOO LATE!!

DUMBASS :D

btw: WELCOME TO DU!!!!!

:hi:

[miss_kitty]

101. damn. and thanks!

now i feel all at home and shit....

[Misunderestimator]

100. You are a Dumbass...

so there :P

[matcom]

103. careful dumbass.....

i'll make you STRAIGHT! :D

:lovyea:

j/k

LOL

[Misunderestimator]

104. LOL... very cute...

but I think NSMA would have something to say about that ;)

[matcom]

105. i have already "converted" her

NOW i DEMAND a threesome! :D

:bounce:

[Misunderestimator]

107. Well....... from what I've experienced...

you haven't converted her at all... maybe she's just trying to assuage your fragile male ego? :shrug:

j/k :D

[Guy Fawkes]

102. I learned an important lesson that day...

how to hide a body.

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

106. Why? I'm not a dumbass

I'm a smartass.

[exJW]

108. Pick me! Pick me!!

[Guy Fawkes]

109. because matcom has retired for the night.... You're a dumbass

no hard feelings, ok dumbass?

[exJW]

113. It's just not the same. In fact, now I'm feeling brilliant. ....

.... you've made me very sad.

[LincolnMcGrath]

111. I have it on good authority that I am a dumbass.

[Bat Boy]

112. I've often been a smart ass...

I guess this brings me back to zero.

[Guy Fawkes]

114. kick

:kick: