You have one last request "Sex or Food"

[WinterStorm]

Which one would it be?

:evilgrin: :smoke:

[matcom]

1. DUH!

you seriously askin' MOI???

[WinterStorm]

4. I forgot

:evilgrin:

[Screaming Lord Byron]

2. You don't need the food if you're going to die anyhow.

Might as well get laid.

[plcdude]

3. eating

is my best compromise

[name not needed]

5. Sex

I might as well go out with a bang. :D

[jay-3d]

6. eat and masterbait

[WinterStorm]

9. I didn't offer fishing as a choice

:evilgrin:

[Feanorcurufinwe]

7. I can't eat all night long so I'd choose sex.

[BringEmOn]

8. I'll have a fur burger with a side of thighs.

[tedoll78]

10. It depends..

do I get to choose whom I screw? If I do, I choose sex.

[baldguy]

11. Sex

Just as long as I get to choose who!

[Maddy McCall]

12. Neither.

Who can eat or fuck when you know you're about to die?

[Skittles]

13. it better be f***ing GOOD SEX

nt

[soothsayer]

14. all you can eat seafood buffet, including steamed maryland crabs

cuz i can eat that stuff for a long, long, long time!

[WinterStorm]

16. 5...4...3...2...1 Sex thread

:evilgrin:

[Bunny]

15. Food.

There is no contest.

[guitar man]

17. sex with who?

do I get a choice?

[skygazer]

18. Sex absolutely

I can live with dying hungry. ;)

[liontamer]

19. SEX

with frosting on top

[La Lioness Priyanka]

29. frosting?

what kind?

[liontamer]

33. magnolia vanilla

If I'm really dying. But for any other day, anything we have in the house will do.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

34. ok. just dont die.

[Lefty48197]

20. Super sex. Hold the soup.

.

[eyesroll]

21. Right now? Sex.

For most of my life, food.

[bearfan454]

22. sex for sure.

one last euphoric blast.

[moof]

23. sex with george bu*sh, it would be nice to screw him once

for all the times he has screwed everyone else.

Don't get confused he would only be " touched " with a whip.

It would be interesting to see if he really likes
being someone else's slave for a change.

Drat, forgot about being a pacifist, well as a last act what the heck.

[devinsgram]

30. Eeeeeewwwwww

Just thinking about that makes my skin crawl.

[moof]

37. You wouldn't tie him up gag him and beat him, that has no appeal for you ?

[SarahB]

24. I say combine the two.

:7

[WinterStorm]

35. Whats the name of that new DU website?

:shrug:

[Placebo]

25. Food.

Way more rewarding than sex!

[Padraig18]

26. Sex.

Not even a contest.

:P

[Deja Q]

27. I eat every day. I only have sex once every 3 years/avg and not by choice!

I'd rather have the oingie-boingie before I die.

[HEyHEY]

28. What good is food gonna do ya?

go for the sex

[Deja Q]

31. Well...

Cucumbers would work for some.

Cantaloupes and a knife to carve out a hole beforehand will satisfy the rest...

Of course, that's mixing food with sex... O8)

[WinterStorm]

36. Good point!

I have never thought of it that way.

[EstimatedProphet]

32. This was in a really bad movie once

The idea was a Monty Hall style game show using prisoners. winner gets parole. They had one game called "Sex or Food", where they took a guy who'd been in solitary for years, and gave him a choice between a stripper and a full turkey dinner, and the audience was supposed to guess which he'd choose. The joke was that he picked up the turkey and had sex with it.
So for myself, I'd choose world peace.

[DU GrovelBot]

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