"I'm just a regular Joe with a regular job...

[noahmijo]

I'm your average white surburbanite slob

I like football and porno and books about war

I got an average house..with a nice hardwood floor

my wife my job my kids and my car, my feet on my table

and a Cuban cigar...."


Take it somebody!

[HEyHEY]

1. BUT SOMETIMES THAT JUST AIN'T ENOUGH TO KEEP A GUY LIKE ME

INTERESTED!
Oh no oh no not me

NO I GOTTA GO OUT AND HAVE FUN, AT SOMEONE ELSES EXPENSE!

[name not needed]

2. I'm an asshole!

[noahmijo]

3. YEAH! you guys rock!

"I use public toilets and I piss on the seat

I walk around in the summertime sayin 'how bout this heat?'

I'm an asshole a yo ee yo!

[guitar man]

4. hehe

I'm just an ordinary average guy
My friends are all boring
And so am I
We're just ordinary average guys

We all live ordinary average lives
With average kids
And average wives
We all go bowling at the bowling lanes
Drink a few beers
Bowl a few frames
We're just ordinary average guys
Ordinary average guys

And every Saturday we work in the yard
Pick up the dog doo
Hope that it's hard (whaf whaf)
Take out the garbage and clean out the garage
My friend's got a Chrysler
I've got a Dodge
We're just ordinary average guys
Ordinary average guys

Ordinary average guy(3x)
Ordinary average average guys

Ordinary average guy(3x)
Ordinary average average average guys

Ordinary average guy(3x)
Ordinary average

[Catch22Dem]

9. One of my fav JW songs (n/t)

[AlCzervik]

5. Sometimes I park in handicapped spaces,

While handicapped People, make handicapped faces

[noahmijo]

6. Ahh whatever politically correct people may think of Leary's politics

Which in my opinion are more liberal than most people might take them for, Leary is cool dammit there will not be a dispute on this.

[AlCzervik]

7. I got no problem with dennis leary

or his lyrics, i do however depise his friend Colin Quinn.

[noahmijo]

10. Yea I don't like him much anymore either

Leary is good friends with Sean Penn though a little known fact. I remember during Leary's roast Colin even talked about how that bothered him.

[Gryffindor_Bookworm]

8. I drive really slow in the ultra-fast lane

while people behind me are going insane!

I'm an asshole

I'm an asshole

Maybe I shouldn't be singing this song
Ranting and raving and carrying on
Maybe they're right when they tell me I'm wrong......


NAH!!!

I'm an asshole

I'm an asshole

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D