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noahmijo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-18-04 10:50 PM
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Alright it's time for me to once again admit to my racist ways...
I hate those damn Oompa-Loompas.

Everyone knows they are a burden on this economy with their green hair and ability to work 18 hour shifts with nothing but Wonka Bars to keep them going.

I lost my job to these bastards cause old man Wonka said they did my job far more efficiently and cheaply. I used to get all sorts of benefits like free chocolate and weekend passes to the factory's own chocolate spa and resort, no more.

We must deport the Oompa-Loompas immediately if there is to be any future in this country!!
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Rowdyboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-18-04 10:57 PM
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1. So just because they have green hair and can work your worthless
lazy, American ass under the table, THEY should be punished?

I don't think so. Bigotry has an ugly, ugly face...and so do the

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dorktv Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-18-04 11:02 PM
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3. That guy in the middle is the ugliest of them all.
I actually do not like what they did to that story...I like the book more.
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Mara Steele Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-18-04 11:05 PM
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4. aww...

gene wilder??

He is LOVABLE!!

:loveya:
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Misunderestimator Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-18-04 11:07 PM
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5. Gene Wilder?!? You traitor you!
A liberal is never ugly!
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dorktv Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-18-04 11:38 PM
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6. I beg to differ, I am a liberal and rather unattractive.
Check the website for my pictures.
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Katarina Donating Member (753 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-18-04 11:01 PM
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2. they have green hair
but do they have green cards??? If not, deport the little freaks of nature immediately! Out! Out, I say!



(sorry, just got caught up in GD) :evilgrin:
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Moonbeam_Starlight Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-18-04 11:58 PM
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7. Fuck the Oompa Loompas.
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