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LastKnight Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-19-04 02:56 AM
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Have these people heard of that one commandment, you know... the one that
Edited on Thu Aug-19-04 02:58 AM by LastKnight
goes something like "I am the Lord thy God. Thou shalt not have Strange gods before me." or something like that, they must forget, im *sure* they must be good christians anyway.



keep in mind I'm not all that religious... i just like point out hypocrisy.

these people never cease to disturb me.


-LK
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Bernardo de La Paz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-19-04 03:05 AM
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1. What are those? Marital aids? (aka sex toys) . . . nt
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drhilarius Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-19-04 03:20 AM
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2. I see a few dildos...
holding up crosses made of balloons.
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JohnnyRingo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-19-04 03:25 AM
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3. LOL !!
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underseasurveyor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-19-04 03:29 AM
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4. They worship a moron......hahahahaha
So what does that make them? :evilgrin:
Remember 'Maude?' "God will get you for that."
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Dookus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-19-04 03:35 AM
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5. The 10 Commandments
haven't been relevant since Moses first had an enlarged prostate.

No Christian community has ever followed them all with the possible exception of the Shakers who died out from lack of sex.
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Grey Donating Member (933 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-19-04 03:44 AM
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6. My Personal Fav
Thou shalt not commit murder.

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Dookus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-19-04 03:49 AM
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7. The whole concept of "10" commandments is nonsense
Honor thy mother and father, but slavery is OK?

Keep the Sabbath Day holy but rape isn't against the rules?

Do not covet, but it's OK to beat your child?

The sooner we get over this whole biblical thing, the better off we'll be.
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jeff30997 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-19-04 04:31 AM
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9. Amen to that !
:evilgrin:
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underseasurveyor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-19-04 04:39 AM
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10. George Carlin managed to get the Ten Commandments
down to Two. :thumbsup: Maybe it would be easier for the neo-con fundies to abide by if they only had to remember the TWO Commandments :evilgrin:

I think Carlin would make for a good prez ;-)
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underseasurveyor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-19-04 04:43 AM
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11. "They" don't "murder" anybody
They prefer to see it as liberating from life. Big diff ya know :eyes:

Welcome to DU Grey :hi:
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maveric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-19-04 03:50 AM
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8. And they demonize catholicism for the worship of statues.
I was told that having statues of Mary and saints in the church is demon worship.
Its ok to use thunder sticks as crosses. OOOOOKAY!
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auburngrad82 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-19-04 06:30 AM
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12. Looks like Bush has won the support of skin-head fascists.
Oh, wait. Those are "christians"
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pagerbear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-19-04 06:59 AM
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13. What about bearing false witness?
Call me crazy, but those guys would make cute Democrats.
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