"Bullets Not Boobs" campaign aimed at Female GI's

[matcom]

<snip>

LOS ANGELES -- "Bullets Not Boobs" is the message from a California adult filmmaker.

Mark Kulkis wants to discourage GI Janes from getting free breast implants while in uniform. Kulkis makes X-rated movies using only actresses that he calls "all natural."

He kicked off his "Bullets Not Boobs" campaign outside a military recruiting center in Hollywood Wednesday. Kulkis promises $500 in lingerie and a day at a spa to any woman honorably discharged from the military with her natural breasts.

Jennifer Zandstra is first ex-GI to take Kulkis up on his offer.

http://www.wftv.com/news/3665465/detail.html

[mac56]

1. Free implants while in the Army?

Seriously, is this one of their new recruitment incentives?

I wasn't aware of any ...er... "major developments" among young women in the military.

[NewJeffCT]

2. there was a story a while back

About how there was some loophole in Army Regs that allowed one to get free plastic surgery...so, while you may return physically & psychologically damaged, at least you'll have big hooters.

[GOPisEvil]

3. Supposedly, it allows Army plastic surgeons to get practice.

:shrug:

[Screaming Lord Byron]

4. Practice copping a feel?

[GOPisEvil]

5. Side benefits!

[Wright Patman]

6. Front benefits

If they turn out to be on their sides, I would say the Army surgeons definitely need more practice.

[qb]

7. How dumb do you have to be to trust your body to a surgeon who

"needs practice"?

[name not needed]

8. I like boobs

:D