Bear Guzzles 36 Beers, Passes Out at Campground (prefers Rainier)

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http://www.cnn.com/2004/US/West/08/18/bear.beer.reut/index.html

"The hard-drinking bear, estimated to be about two years old, broke into campers' coolers and, using his claws and teeth to open the cans, swilled down the suds.

It turns out the bear was a bit of a beer sophisticate. He tried a mass-market Busch beer, but switched to Rainier Beer, a local ale, and stuck with it for his drinking binge."



not sure if this is "Discussion" or "Lounge" material...I guess we'll find out

[fearnobush]

1. See, even bears don't like Bush.

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2. LOL!!! n/t

[DieboldMustDie]

3. Good thing he's not a violent drunk; that could have been really ugly.

Wonder if he'll be charged with underage drinking. :crazy:

[YoQuieroLiberty]

4. That's a lot of liquid refreshment

I wonder how much alcohol it takes to kill a bear. A case and a half? Dang...

[ParisFrance]

5. I wonder if he vomited

[AntiCoup2K4]

6. Not too surprising he drank a case & a half...

Rainier's pretty weak stuff. :puke:

[Behind the Aegis]

7. the ultimate party animal

The bear was obviously feeling he needed to drink to dull the pain of the Shrub's environmental plans! So sad! The pResident has driven animals to drink!

[Guaranteed]

8. ROFL!!

Oh man I love these kinds of stories. Just beautiful.

Kinda sad, but funny as hell.