Masturbating Judge

[plcdude]

This has been a really weird story here in Oklahoma so be careful what you do at work. http://www.channeloklahoma.com/news/3588309/detail.html

[dolo amber]

1. What, no pic?

:P

[plcdude]

2. so you like

pics do you?

[dolo amber]

15. :O

Who told!! :o :spank:

:P

[plcdude]

17. such a tease

you are

[The Sushi Bandit]

28. Here is the picture!

[Beware the Beast Man]

3. great band name "Masturbating Judge"

We could run out on stage with robes, powdered wigs and penis pumps!
:bounce:

[Chef]

7. Here Come da Judge

Taking justice into his own hands.

[Mandate My Ass]

4. that's taking judicial activism

to the extreme.

He certainly wasn't exercising jurisprudence in this matter.

[plcdude]

5. probably

helped him get through the day.

[Mandate My Ass]

6. Ever watch CourtTv?

:boring:

Idle hands are the devil's workshop.

[plcdude]

9. yeah

one wonders how he could concentrate on the cases he was hearing I know I couldn't have.

[Tom_Foolery]

8. Isn't that the name of the new Fox sitcom?

Tune in each week to see Judge Rheinhold reach the peak of jocularity.

[onebigbadwulf]

10. I prefer the masturbating bear from Conan O'Brien

best bear ever.

YEAH EVEN BETTER THAN THE ONE WHO DRANK BEER!

[plcdude]

11. is this what they mean

by the penile system?

[MallRat]

12. Ah, yes. But was he an ACTIVIST JUDGE?!?!?!

:eyes:

[BringEmOn]

13. So, that's why they say 'justice is blind?'.....here cum da judge....

[plcdude]

14. stains

on the robe another possible impeachment.

[ronnykmarshall]

16. He's just following the Penal Code!

[BringEmOn]

18. He's not a 'hanging judge'

but, he has 'meted' out some 'stiff' penalties.

[yellowcanine]

49. Now cut that out! Err....not THAT!

Dang those double entendres!

[WinterStorm]

19. Sex cases must have been his favorite

:scared:

[VOX]

20. "Permission to approach the bench, Your Honor..."

"Er, on second thought, I can wait."

[miss_kitty]

21. you can put it in the hands of your attorney

but you'll never make it stand up in court...

[plcdude]

23. that is the reason

for the pump I guess

[plcdude]

22. I object

to that motion

[BringEmOn]

24. Must have been a seminal case

[Endangered Specie]

25. Talk about banging his gabbel.

[Endangered Specie]

26. So this is what he means by a "recess".

[Endangered Specie]

27. ROFL ... Damn, y'alls responses are cracking me up!

[BringEmOn]

29. Don't ya think that's 'stretching' the law just a bit?

[The Sushi Bandit]

30. I Rest my "Case"

[Endangered Specie]

31. "All Rise!"

[BringEmOn]

32. The Judge Thompson case reached a climax today.......

[11 Bravo]

33. Confucius say:

Judge who approaches bench with stiff problem must leave with solution in hand.

[BringEmOn]

34. Judge says case has been milked to death

[Endangered Specie]

39. argh, I will never drink milk again!

[BringEmOn]

35. Justice Thompson has close shave with law.

[pfitz59]

36. "Raise your right hand and repeat after me......"

"Uh, can I use the left? The right's kind of busy just now......"

[BringEmOn]

Heard it was a pro bono case....

[DU GrovelBot]

37. ## PLEASE DONATE TO DEMOCRATIC UNDERGROUND! ##

==================
GROVELBOT.EXE v3.0
==================



This week is our third quarter 2004 fund drive. Democratic
Underground is a completely independent website. We depend almost entirely
on donations from our members to cover our costs. Thank you so much for
your support.

[BringEmOn]

38. Details of the case have been leaking out in spurts....

[TroubleMan]

40. I've heard of a hung jury...but a hung judge.....

nt.

[Warren DeMontague]

41. Okay, this is that same story from a couple months ago... Phew...

Because otherwise, that would mean there were TWO Masturbating Judges. Which would mean it is a trend, or a fad.

[name not needed]

42. This guy must be a disciple of Clarance Thomas

[TroubleMan]

43. Your honor, why are you handing me a coke can?

nt

[No2W2004]

44. "The Masturbating Judge"

sounds like a Mozart Opera

[guitar man]

45. he really knows how

to "meat" out justice. :)

[Endangered Specie]

46. "have you reach an org..er um decision?"

[BringEmOn]

47. "I ain't wearin' any." Said Judge Thompson, when asked about filing his

briefs with the court.

[yellowcanine]

50. "But I do have a deposition to make." said the Judge, "Just give me

another minute or two."

[BringEmOn]

48. Judge to give first-hand testimony tomorrow.....

[jackieforthedems]

51. A Real Turkey

The Master Baster