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ChavezSpeakstheTruth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-19-04 10:57 AM
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RandomKoolzip, ChavezSpeakstheTruth & Whoisalhedges are reading a
book of tasteless jokes. They want to share with some people the HI-larious jokes but don't want to offend anyone and receive any cock-punches.

RandomKoolzip gos up to a girl and says "are you Italian?" the girl says "no" so he tells her an italian joke - they enjoy a laugh and schedule a date for an extra-marital tryst.

ChavezspeakstheTruth goes up to a guy and says "are you gay?" the guy says "yes" so he tells him a joke about Rick Santorum they share a laugh and schedule a date for an extra-engagement tryst.

Whoisalhedges goes up to a guy and says "are you black?"


get it?
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trotsky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-19-04 11:00 AM
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1. I didn't know whoisalhedges is blind!
Dang, he does pretty well typing on DU!
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-19-04 11:10 AM
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2. Hehehehehehehehe
It made me laugh again! I am so easily amused. :)
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pagerbear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-19-04 11:12 AM
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3. Tell me more about this extra-engagement tryst
Are you planning many of them? <wink>
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ChavezSpeakstheTruth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-19-04 11:13 AM
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4. Hey - how ya feelin'?
everything all right........down there:)
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pagerbear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-19-04 07:56 PM
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5. You're sweet for asking
Everything's fine. I'll post about it separately. I was amazed at how large the original thread grew!
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Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-19-04 07:56 PM
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6. You are a lying whore.
Oh, wait.

No, that really did happen. Never mind.
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