How the hell does Dick Cheney sleep at night ?

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[4morewars]

1. On big piles of money

[Cocoa]

2. trick question

he sleeps during the day.

[Mandate My Ass]

17. ROFL

:thumbsup:

[Flagius]

3. Forgive me for this:

But I want one of those. Of course I can imagine it would get pretty rank in there at times. They should re-name it the "Dutch Oven".

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

4. I remember the "Ranier Wolfcastle / McBain" response on "The Simpsons"

...when being asked "How do you sleep at night" after the premiere of his latest movie: "On a big pile of cash, in between two blondes."

[LisaM]

5. Ambien...

according to Colin Powell, everyone at the White House uses it.... a heavy duty sleeping pill.

[AmandaRuth]

6. yes, i was just going to post this,

i remember reading this in a guardian article, or something from that side of the ocean anyway. i do believe ambien has been linked to short term memory loss, as well.

[olddem43]

7. Doesn't he sleep in a coffin?

Like Dracula?

[flordehinojos]

8. Reptiles don't think or feel guilt, shame, remorse like humans

Dick Cheney is a reptile.

[Ron Green]

9. He doesn't really sleep; he just rolls the nictitating membranes

up over his eyes.

:scared: :scared:

[Dying Eagle]

10. On a Big Fucking Pile Money!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[BringEmOn]

11. Hanging by his feet in his undisclosed location.

[robertpaulsen]

12. The sound he makes is Muzak to my ears. n/t

[Beware the Beast Man]

13. I think he just goes on power-save mode

Like all cyborgs do :evilgrin:

[VOX]

14. Ha! Well done, BTBM!

:toast:

[Beware the Beast Man]

15. Thank you, thank you, I'll be here til 9.

You've been a wonderful audience!

[Caution]

16. Greatest post EVER. Nominating this for the home page.

I laughed my ass off on this one.