What has been your most embarrassing moment? (To date)

[Carson]

Mine was during my freshman year at college. My boyfriend got a job at McDonald's being Grimace at children's parties. He despised it but needed the money.

One afternoon, to cheer him up, I visited the restaurant, walked up to him wearing that huge purple suit surrounded by kids, and gave him a hug. While hugging him, I began whispering into the earhole on the side of the head some *very* naughty things. Things I was going to do to him when he finished for the day, etc.

Imagine my utter surprise when my boyfriend tapped me on the shoulder from behind and said, "Hey, what are you doing here?"

Another guy, whom I did not know, had taken over for him.

I practically bolted out the door. I just know the poor guy in the suit thought I was some horny, perverse woman with a thing for Grimace.

McDonald's has just never been the same for me since.

[liontamer]

1. ouch

That's hard to top!

[mrboba1]

2. That was you!?!?! Holy crap!!

Just kidding
:evilgrin:

[Mandate My Ass]

3. This actually happened to a friend of mine but is similar to your

story.

My friend is a cute petite blonde and she was walking down the street one summer day and was approaching a group of construction workers on break. I think we females all know that moment of dread that they're going to blurt out something totally perverted and icky and it makes you feel a little queasy.

Anyway, she's walking along and one of them stands up and says in a shocked but delighted tone of voice, "Ohmigod it's really you!" and goes on and on for a few minutes about how he feared he'd never see her again, how great she looks, what luck it was that they met up this way, yadda yadda. She said he sounded very sincere and she was a bit flabbergasted because she didn't have a clue who the guy was.

All of the sudden she said he started to look really crestfallen and said "You don't remember me do you?" She apologized and said no she didn't at which point he said, "Oh, it's probably because I have my clothes on, isn't it?"

This was a cue for the whole gaggle of pervs to erupt into hilarious laughter and she said she was practically in tears as she dashed away.

[fudge stripe cookays]

4. 8th Grade School Play-

Jesus Christ Superstar!

It was a Catholic School. We actually were allowed to put it on in the sanctuary, which had steps in the front up to the altar, and long aisles to the back.

I was Pontius Pilate, having my really dramatic scenes where I get to whip Christ and be pissed at him, etc.

I got to "DIE IF YOU WANT TO, YOU MISERABLE MARTYR!!" then was supposed to turn quickly on my heel and stalk down the aisle of the church into the back.

I turned on my heel, and the sole of my Roman sandal caught on the rug.

THUNK!! Flat on my face.

That was petty mortifying. Fortunately, everyone in the back told me that they couldn't see what happened to me. It made it doubly dramatic because one minute I was there, and the next I wasn't!

[fudge stripe cookays]

5. That's freaking hilarious! n/t