MATCOM and I are having an "affaire". The truth must be told!!!

[Raven]

I met him in a bar in Cambridge a few years ago and after I watched that little butt running up and down I knew he was for me...forget the 50 year age difference...sometimes you just know. Then he got that blue/purple animal doing something unspeakable and, I thought, he's the man for me! He's young...he can cook...he can haul out the trash...he can dust and vacuum...he can pick up the dog poop...what more could I want??? Matt! You are mine!

[Generic Other]

1. I kind of have the hots for the grovelbot myself

He's been stalking me all day.
:loveya:

[realFedUp]

2. A lazy affaire?

:-)

[Raven]

3. Is there any other kind???

He's verrrrry lazy!

[matcom]

4. I LOVE YOU BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i might get a nasty PM from some asshole named Will but DAMMIT WOMAN!! OUR LOVE WILL NOT BE HELD BACK!!!!

you are mine. I am YOU! our love may be verbotten but it will NEVER DIE!!!

i just LOVE sucking my thumb whilst you SCOLD ME VERBALLY!!

i LOVE IT when you make me eat my Brussle Sprouts!!!

i LOVE it when you tell me to pick up my toys!

MY purple animal is YOUR purple animal and OUR LOVE WILL NEVER FADE AWAY!!!!

:loveya:

:loveya:

:loveya:

[hlthe2b]

5. Ohhhhh, Matcom won't you let me clone you?

a man that will clean and pick up dog poop? Now, that's true love!

[matcom]

6. i have been known to pick up my OWN poop too!

:bounce:

LOVE ME BABY!!!!!

[Amaya]

7. You said you loved ME??

Godammit, Matcom! :(

[matcom]

8. yeah, so i'm a whore

like THAT is "news" :D

:P

:loveya:

[Raven]

15. EWWWWWWWWW!

:puke:

[LynneSin]

9. I hope you have a nice little savings account stashed away somewhere....

...Will is going to need it for the years of psychotherapy he's going to need when he finds this one out

[matcom]

10. Will is actually MY SON!!!!

MMAAAAATTCCCOOOOOOOOOOOOMMM you are my FFFAAAATTHHHHHHHHHEEEERRRRRR!!!!!

:bounce:

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

11. Raven, honey, maybe you haven't been around the block enough to know

Matcom is having an affaire with EVERYONE on this board...he's a jiggolo....and Whoisalhedges has officially put a contract on your head for messing with his mantoy!

[Raven]

16. Oops!

:hurts:

[WilliamPitt]

12. MOM???!!!

Now I must gouge my eyes out.

[matcom]

13. don't make me SPANK YOU young man!

:spank:

[WilliamPitt]

14. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Raven]

17. Sweetie...

you will learn to love him...YOU Will or I'll....!

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

18. No, Will..you only have to gouge your eyes out if you've had a secret

thing for your mom all these years....otherwise, banging your head against a wall will work just fine.

[Raven]

19. That sounds epic or Shakespearian or

just plain pornographic!

[GOPisEvil]

20. Or...God forbid...a drunken night of passion with matcom!!!

:scared:

[Raven]

21. A drunken night? Maybe. Passion...

I don't think so...:puke: (Aw, Matt, I'm just kidding...maybe).