What is with all the rude, skinny, blonde girls?

[YellowRubberDuckie]

Last night we had a floor meeting to go over all the rules. OH MY GOD. Apparently this place has been over run with rude, giggly, skinny, blond girls from hell. They were all talking while the RAs were trying to talk and talking on their cell phones. At one point I said, DO YOU REALIZE THOSE THINGS HAVE OFF BUTTONS!? And those girls got snotty. I just want to beat them over the head with a stick.
Duckie

[GCP]

1. Maybe they're Paris Hilton fans

God, I hate that woman.

[YellowRubberDuckie]

2. The world is now full of Paris Hilton Clones...

And I'm now convinced that they're all going to school here. :puke:
Duckie

[TlalocW]

3. Don't worry...

By midterm, they'll all be pledging sororities and out of your hair.

Any others on the board notice that the first sign of Christmas at a college is all the sorority girls start wearing Santa hats, or was that just at my institute of higher learning?

TlalocW

[YellowRubberDuckie]

4. Not so here.

Christmas is however accompanied by those drunk pledges puking in the hall. I do not think this is what they had in mind when they said DECK THE HALLS.
Duckie

[MikeG]

5. They also break. Or so I hear.

[YellowRubberDuckie]

6. LMAO

[Kenneth ken]

7. I think

you should beat them over the head with a stick. Then they'll be rude, skinny redheaded girls :P

like Carrie White. :D

[HEyHEY]

8. Don't know - but my little sister used to be one

Thank god she grew up and her hair turned brown like the rest of the family.
DOn't worry after the first month, they'll be told off enough to shut up

[Catshrink]

9. I have 28 of them in one class -- and only 2 boys.

They never stop talking, get pouty if they have to take notes, need to powder their noses and fix their eyeliner..... it gets so annoying. And one of them has a famous father and she won't do any work or stop talking to her friend. I really don't care who he is, I just want the daughter to do her freaking chemistry.

Sigh.....

[iconoclastic cat]

10. Ha! I don't envy you. Dorm life was hell.

Mrs. IconCat was an RA--you wouldn't believe some of the dumbass crap that went on there.

Have a good semester, Duckie!

[YellowRubberDuckie]

11. Thanks!

[HEyHEY]

12. You had "Adult" dormaster?

Or Was this boarding school?
Ours were always just fourth year students who usually made sure no fistfights happened and would tell people to keep it down,.

[iconoclastic cat]

13. I lived off-campus when I met Mrs. IconCat.

She was a sophmore at her college at the time. No fistfights amongst the women, but there were muggings, assaults, etc. I taught Mrs. IconCat some Hapkido anyway, just to be safe.

[LiberalManiacfromOC]

Hm, very sounds familiar

thank the lord for advanced placement!

[LiberalManiacfromOC]

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