WHY Do You Gay People Need To Shove Your Lifestyle Down Our Throats?????

[Warren DeMontague]

Mandatory Warning: If you don't have any sense of humor whatsoever, please don't read any further.

You're always shoving that hard, hot, nasty lifestyle down our throats.

I mean, it would be different if you gently, teasingly brushed your lifestyle against our lips, gently parting them with its velvety tip, then gradually allowed us to close our eyes and blissfuly open our mouth as your lifestyle slowly, tenderly slides all the way in...

But this constant shoving of it down our throats is unacceptable.

Why, Just, Just, Just... look!

[liontamer]

1. lol

you know you like our lifestyle rough and hard

[xchrom]

2. as far as shoving our lifestyle down your{straight peoples}

throat -- CAUSE YOU ALL LIKE IT!
but you straight folks gotta take all the credit for george -- that freak is all yours.

[salinen]

3. Mommy!

I'm scared.

[NewHampshireDem]

4. Either shoving it down our throats or ...

sneaking up behind us again and again and again ... pounding their gayness into us ... over and over and over until we just want to explode!

[Deja Q]

5. No. We only shove it down the throats of people we like!

:evilgrin:

We only ask for being treated as human as everybody else, without getting special treatment such as taunting, discrimination, maiming, or being murdered.

[DemWitch]

6. because, when it's shoved down your throats you can complain

and feel good about yourselves. I don't wanna but it was shoved down my throat. But to do it gently would force you to admit that you really do like it, and really do want it. Ya know ya do. C'mon, 's ok. Say you like it. I won't tell. Say ya want it. Ya know ya do.

[Warren DeMontague]

7. Mandatory Addendum:

I do find it interesting, from a psychological perspective, how often virulent homophobes talk about Gays "shoving things down" their throats...

Paging Dr. Freud....

[xchrom]

8. there are no accidents

[NewHampshireDem]

9. Or "in their face" as they take long, slow drags on their

Marlboros and Bud in the long-neck bottle. Go figure :shrug:

[WoodrowFan]

11. I never noticed that before.

BOL!!!!

[Neshanic]

10. No shoving? Then no tips on clothes or Tom Cruise rumors.