What are the "Horror Rules"?

[Khephra]

1 - no sex

2 - don't split up

3 - if you are of a minority, then you better stick with the white people.

4 - If the power goes off, forget the breakers as someone will be waiting to kill you.

5 -- If you get the foe down on the ground, don't stop hurting him/her until they're in little pieces...and then burn up the little pieces.

[Guy Fawkes]

1. stay out of bathrooms!

[PittPoliSci]

2. don't do drugs!

you will be killed if you use drugs, legal or otherwise.

[Chovexani]

3. Stay off the phone (n/t)

[kixot]

4. If you call for help you might as well be yelling "marco"

[Ohio Dem]

5. Just get the hell outta there, for crying out loud!

Don't stand there looking stupid, just run like hell!

[mark11727]

6. Turn on the lights.

Look in the back seat before getting into the car.

[DemWitch]

7. If you hear strange noises coming from the attic or the cellar

fer crissakes DO NOT investigate it.

NEVER wear high heels while camping. They're not Nike's for running through the woods away from an axe wielding fiend.

Babysitting is probably a bad idea.

Counseling at summer camp is a badder idea.

Egging on the undead, unkillable, axe wielding fiend is NOT a good idea, unless you're absolutley sure you can follow through on rule 5 in khephra's posting.