Date To Save - Dating To Save People From Hell

[OneBlueSky]

to quote Sgt. Phil Esterhauz (Hill Street Blues) . . . "Let's be careful out there, fellas!" . . . via Metafilter . . .

http://datetosave.com/

Hello, my name is Tamara! As you can probably tell, I'm a Christian who loves Jesus and cares for all humans, even the wicked. What you probably don't know is that I'm hot. My picture below isn't really that good. I want to use my beauty for GOD, and want to encourage my sisters in Christ to do the same, according to the Great Commission.

Calling all Hot Women of the LORD!!!

So, I created this web page for information regardingthe calling of Missionary Dating. First of all, it helps that you're good looking. Romans 12:1 says "to offer your bodies as living sacrifices." Since our bodies are the temple of the Holy Spirit (1 Cor. 6:19), it makes sense that we should use our beautiful bodies to glorify HIS name, the Holy Spirit will work the strongest since He's in our body, right?

Not only can we date cute guys, but hopefully we can lead them to God and save them from the burning fires of Hell. I've outlined a few tips to help you date cute heathen guys, step-by-step.

Also, if you believe in this ministry and feel led to support it, I have a few shirts and other stuff you can get to show your support. Click Here (thanks to Jeff for the cool pictures and setting up the store. He was my 3rd missionary date. I don't love him anymore, but Jesus still does). Oh, also thanks to Tony for helping me put together this web page for me. Sorry for being so internet dumb. He's so darling.

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http://datetosave.com/

[TheMightyFavog]

1. You gotta see the message board...

More trolls than members. I think lowtax form Something Awful made a guest apperance.

[St. Jarvitude]

13. Hahaha - read this post by "foobarus"

http://datetosave.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=84

:D

[WindRavenX]

2. suddenly, being single isn't so bad

Not if THIS shit awaits me...:mad:

[Tom Kitten]

4. Exactly!

Loneliness is definitely preferable to misery! At least my cats do not preach to me!

[4morewars]

3. LMFAO

The "Jesus Classic Thong" You've got to be fucking kidding !!!! Is this the thong Jesus wore ? Take a look, ya can't make this shit up !!!!

http://www.cafepress.com/datetosave.11515867

[Tom Kitten]

7. Unbelievable!

Jesus had studs nailed through his body, now he is the studmaster incarnate, eh? Just think of Jesus as I take my clothes off and show you my Jesus thong as I entice you with my sex...

[LastKnight]

10. odd, on the product page it says;

"This product is designed to fit juniors."

oddly disturbing, if i do say so myself, they start em young there at the date to save place eh?

-LK

[pagerbear]

5. Reminds me of the really cute guys

...who tried to lure me into a Bible study class on the Upper West Side one evening. Maybe I should have gone!

[LastKnight]

6. thats right, sign up to be a jesus-slut today!

dammit, im tired of trying to be saved. go ahead, try me ladies... but i warn you... i may have much stronger convictions than any of you.

i believe in a god, but do not adhere to a religion. i was raised christian but i dont feel comfortable following a book 2000 years removed, translated who knows how many times before it made it to english and edited by emperors and kings to fit the political purposes of the day. if YOU want to live your life by that, go right ahead. ill just be a good person for me, not cause of some book or fear of hell.

so... try me 'hot women of the lord' or so you call yourselves...

seriously, how low of a self image do these people need to have to do this to themselves, not only are they using the guy, they are using themselves. just kinda sad.

-LK

[Tom Kitten]

9. Desperate times call for desperate measures, I guess...

The end times are nigh indeed, when good Christian women use their vaginas to try and save unbelievers!

It gives the term "Rapture" a different meaning altogether!

[drhilarius]

8. If you want a chronic case of Blueballs, then go for it.

[yvr girl]

11. Oh, come on, this can't be real

It's got to be a parody site.

[guitar man]

12. Back in the 80's

When I was playing in a hard rock band, there were a bunch of these "missionary girls" that would try to save us poor long haired souls lost in the pits of rock and roll hell. By the time I got through witha couple of them, they knew a whole lot more than just the "missionary" position. :)