President Bush Arrested!!

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President Bush Arrested On Multiple Charges




President Bush was arrested for lewd conduct, shoplifting, and assault at Classy & Sassy ladies boutique, on Reid street.

Authorities documented in a police report that President Bush entered the Classy & Sassy boutique at approximately 11:15 a.m. After failing to emerge from a ladies dressing room stall, store clerks knocked on the door asking if he was 'ok' or needed assistance. President Bush was then reported to have exited the dressing room wearing high heel shoes, women's thong underwear and matching bra along with a dress wrapped around his head as a hat.

President Bush allegedly began dancing and skipping around the store shouting "I'm a pretty princess" over and over, according to witness reports. When asked by the manager to leave the store, President Bush squatted in the front lobby and defecated on the floor. He then picked up his feces with his hand, took a bite, and asked store patrons if they wanted a bite of his cake to celebrate his birthday.

Clearly becoming a threat to others, one of the female clerks tackled President Bush, and with the assistance of two other women he was restrained until police arrived at the scene.

Mary Smith, one of the store clerks told UJ reporters, "I only weigh 105 pounds and didn't think I could tackle him, but he went down really easily. He's very weak, and very disturbed."

Initial toxicology reports indicate that President Bush was high on a mixture of narcotics and prescription drugs at the time of the incident. Results of a psychological exam to determine if he will face possible jail time or be institutionalized are pending.

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[BlueJazz]

1. There are some things in life.....

....that you wish, wish, wish were true... Sigh...

[jeff30997]

2. Here's the picture taken at the police station :

[Hawkeye-X]

3. I didn't have to SEE that.

*rips eyes off*

[jeff30997]

4. LOL !

[billybob537]

5. This is a huge improvement

Over the reality of this pResidency..... If that was all he did it would be so much better than what he has actually done.

[alphafemale]

6. ...if only. But 2 weeks of reality without his "handlers" sheltering him?

Who knows? Could happen.

[no_hypocrisy]

7. He's arrested all right . . . . mentally.